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Quotes added on Tuesday, March 22 2011

  1. ohloveishere ohloveishere
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 12:56am UTC
    Do you know why little boys are not allowed to play dolls like Barbies?
    So that, at a young age they already know Girls are not toys to be played.

  2. mercedesgrl4eva mercedesgrl4eva
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 12:58am UTC
    what I want
    is one guy
    to prove
    their not
    all the
    same


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. ohloveishere ohloveishere
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:00am UTC
    Do you know why our parents first taught us how to close and open our hands?
    Because they want us to learn how to...
    HOLD ON AND LET GO. :>

  5. lizzyisalime lizzyisalime
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:02am UTC
    Stop lying to me.
    All of you. Just stop
    it. I would rather be
    told the truth, even if
    it's harsh as hell, than
    be lied to. So just stop.

  6. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:03am UTC
    Day Three
    8 Ways To Win My Heart
    1. Bring me flowers just because.
    2. Make me smile & laugh.
    3. Hug me.
    4. Treat me the same around your friends as you do when we're alone.
    5. Write me notes.
    6. Hold my hand.
    7. Remember the smallest things about me.
    8. Kiss me in the rain.

  7. graciebeebee123 graciebeebee123
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:03am UTC
    I hate the way you talk to me,
    and the way you cut your hair.
    I hate the way you drive my car;
    I hate it when you stare.
    I hate your big dumb combat boots
    and the way you read my mind.
    I hate you so much it makes me sick,
    it even makes me rhyme.
    I hate the way you’re always right,
    I hate it when you lie.
    I hate it when you make me laugh,
    even worse when you make me cry.
    I hate it when you’re not around,
    and the fact that you didn’t call.
    But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
    not even close…
    not even a little bit…
    not even at all.

  8. cmalone cmalone
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:04am UTC
    Guys who just think their so sexy make me lol.
    cause your not sexy at all.

  9. ohloveishere ohloveishere
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:05am UTC
    In school, I learned that 1 hour is equal to 60 minutes.. I also learned that 1 minute is equal to 60 second..
    But they never taught me that a second without you is like 100 years of pain. :-<

  10. jessie1998 jessie1998
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:08am UTC
    It feel like there is no going back...
    Like i ruined the only chance I had. For you to believe me, is the only thing that i ask. But if you don't, I will understand. I write you this melody for the deepest corner of my heart, to at least see a glance of how wonderful you are, You mean the world to me, completely, part by part. For this I promised, I will never act again like a fool, that's why I entitled this song,
    I Love You.

  11. imthashit imthashit
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:10am UTC
    I GUESS your pretty for a big girl..

  12. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:13am UTC
    He liked my status, He's DTF ;)

  13. imthashit imthashit
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:13am UTC
    IM SEXIER THAN JUSTIN BEIBER, AN PLUS I ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH PUBERTY UNLIKE HIM lmfao.

  14. xOhxDarlingx xOhxDarlingx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:15am UTC
    ♥No♥ boy♥
    is worth crying over.
    And the one who is
    ♥ won't make you cry♥

  15. lizzyisalime lizzyisalime
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:17am UTC
    Let's be nothing.
    For nothing is the
    best we could ever
    be. For who would
    want to be everything,
    when you can be
    nothing? For who
    would want to be
    something, when
    something is so difficult?

  16. _the_real_me_97 _the_real_me_97
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:17am UTC
    ilovehim
    but he isn't mine to love...
    mine


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. ohloveishere ohloveishere
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:19am UTC
    I'm not bitter, I'M BETTER ♥

  19. lizzyisalime lizzyisalime
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:23am UTC
    Continuation of my poem -
    Let's be nothing.
    For nothing is the
    best we could ever
    be. For who would
    want to be everything,
    when you can be
    nothing? For who
    would want to be
    something, when
    something is so difficult?
    Let's be nothing.
    For nothing is the
    best we ever will
    be. For why should
    we try to be something,
    when we know we
    won't ever get there?
    Why should we try to
    be something, when we
    can be nothing? I like
    being nothing. I have
    tried to be a something
    before, and you were
    once everything, but
    then we lost. So now, we
    should accept and become
    nothing. Together. Let
    us become nothing together.

  20. ohloveishere ohloveishere
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 1:25am UTC
    Boy: Daddy? How did I come into this world?
    Dad: Listen carefully. Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
    In the restrooms of that cyber cafe.
    Dad connected to Mom.
    Mom at that time, made some downloads from Dad's memory stick.
    When Dad finished uploading we discovered did not use firewall.
    Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months after we ended up with a virus. ♥

:)

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