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Quotes added on Monday, March 7 2011

  1. lizzyisalime lizzyisalime
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:27am UTC
    That moment of sheer frustration
    when you realize that the homework
    you've been doing on your laptop for
    two hours hasn't saved.

  2. Quessa14 Quessa14
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:28am UTC
    Kiss me good bye
    I'm Defying Gravity
    [( and you wont bring me down)]

  3. iloveechocolate3 iloveechocolate3
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:28am UTC
    why can't somebody
    SOMEBODY,
    please...
    Tell that its going to be okay ?

  4. xxtiffanyxlovexx xxtiffanyxlovexx
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:29am UTC
    That One Song
    That Makes You Want To Cry Like a Baby.

  5. lizzyisalime lizzyisalime
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:37am UTC
    The awkward yet funny moment when you
    "walk in" on someone else's flockdraw.

  6. lizzyisalime lizzyisalime
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:39am UTC
    We all tend to turn into the things that we are pretending to be.

  7. JockingBitch JockingBitch
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:40am UTC
    p r e t e n d i n g to be happy, when you are in pain is just,
    a example of how strong you are as a p e r s o n.
    Still making that s i m p l e s m i l e
    when every part of you dies. ♥

  8. JockingBitch JockingBitch
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:40am UTC
    Today I was making toast.
    While toasting the bread, I realised it smelt really good.
    As I was leaning over the toaster, smelling the bread,
    the toast popped up and hit me in the face.
    Toaster : 1
    Me : 0
    MLIA

    Format credit to whoever

  9. JockingBitch JockingBitch
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:42am UTC
    ----------------------------------
    DR. SUESS Not Only Had
    good messages for
    little kids, but teens too.
    THE CAT IN THE HAT,
    taught us that you can party as hard as you want,
    as long as you clean up
    the mess before your mom gets home. ♥
    ----------------------------------

  10. cheergirl97 cheergirl97
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:42am UTC
    My friends are my
    [e][v][e][r][y][t][h][i][n][g]
    -mine
    (i thinkk)
    please don't hate if its not minee !
    I've never seen it before but idk it might be out there !

  11. JockingBitch JockingBitch
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:42am UTC
    There are four stages in life;;
    --------------
    stage one: You believe in Santa Clause[kid]
    stage two: You don't believe in Santa Clause[teen]
    stage three: You are Santa Clause[adult]
    stage four: You look like Santa Clause[old dude]

  12. JockingBitch JockingBitch
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:42am UTC
    Tired Of Trying
    sick of crying; yeah I'm smiling, but inside I'm d y i n g

  13. xlovedreamerx9 xlovedreamerx9
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:43am UTC
    What You Mean To Me (11)
    I opened the door to see Mrs. Evans holding a cake, Mr. Evans with a bottle of wine, Kyle with flowers, and Kyle’s sister, Anna, with her dolls. “Come on in.” I said smiling and opening the door. “Oh Katrina you look beautiful honey.” Mrs. Evans said to me giving me a hug, I thanked her and Kyle and I went downstairs while the adults talked. Cameron and his friend Matt were playing x-box so we decided to join them. After kicking all of their butts we went upstairs to have dinner. After we were all full the kids went back into the basement and the adults stayed in the kitchen. “Wanna go out for a little?” Kyle asked me, I nodded and we went out to his car and drove around town. We stopped at dairy queen and shared our favorite mint Oreo blizzard. When we were done Kyle drove me to the high school and parked. “Why are we here?” “To play on the fields of course!” He said and grabbed my hand and led me to the football field. There was a football on the ground so we threw it back and forth talking about old memories. When we were tired of that we laid down on the field and looked up at the stars. He gave me his jacket and I cuddled up close to him. “Shooting star!” I squealed and shut my eyes tight to make a wish. “I wish this would last forever.” Kyle said out loud looking at me. I smiled and kissed him softly. He picked me up and carried me back to his jeep to end another perfect date.

  14. xxtiffanyxlovexx xxtiffanyxlovexx
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:43am UTC
    "NEVER SAY NEVER!!!!!"
    "You Just Said Never."
    "Damnit ! .. Wait You Just Said Never.!"
    "You Just Said It Again! And Damnit. I will never Say Never Again!"
    "YOU JUST SAID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!"
    "DAMN IT!"
    -My Amazing Fam(ily)'s Convorsation(:

  15. JockingBitch JockingBitch
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:43am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    you're the first one awake at a sleepover.

  16. Maddy123 Maddy123
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:43am UTC
    Well
    i'm bored.
    time to go open the fridge.

  17. Baby_girl131331 Baby_girl131331
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:44am UTC
    I'm the kind of girl,
    who sings and dances around in her underwear on a Saturday night,
    who gets lost in her thoughts,
    who gets butterflies just hearing your name,
    who is afraid to say what she thinks because you might not like it,
    and who wont give up on you when everyone else has
    Why can't you see that,
    I sing love songs and pretend that you can hear,
    I'm thinking about you so much that I don't notice anything else,
    I'm so attuned to your name that it might as well be my own,
    I like you so much that I'm afraid to lose you,
    I will always be there because I will know YOU.
    Iloveyousomuch<3

  18. JockingBitch JockingBitch
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:44am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    when your friend falls asleep before you do and you're over their house

  19. xxtiffanyxlovexx xxtiffanyxlovexx
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:46am UTC
    Wanna Hear A Clean Joke?
    John Took A Bath With Bubbles.
    Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke?
    Bubbles Was His Next Door Neighbor.
    Not Mine. Just thought it was funny(:

  20. hannahjones hannahjones
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 12:49am UTC
    R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L.rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

:)

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