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Quotes added on Tuesday, January 11 2011

  1. happy_hayley happy_hayley
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:27am UTC
    Hello, I'm a theif&I'm here to steal your
    heart(;

  2. cheriish cheriish
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:30am UTC
    That Awkward moment when ,
    When you type your password in
    Username slot by mistake,&
    YOUR FRIEND SAW.
    credit to whoever,

  3. Maxinee Maxinee
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:32am UTC
    "Was I talking to you?"
    "No.."
    "Then SHUTUP!"

  4. korip99 korip99
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:32am UTC
    Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. But baby you can kiss me in vaccinated(:<3

  5. xo3150xo xo3150xo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:33am UTC
    CONFESSION #6
    you hurt me...

  6. korip99 korip99
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:34am UTC
    Friends are like bra's close to the heart & always there for support

  7. korip99 korip99
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:35am UTC
    Our friendship is like a cup of tea....
    a special blend of you and me!

  8. korip99 korip99
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:38am UTC
    I asked god for water, he gave me an ocean I asked god for a flower, he gave me a garden I asked god for a tree, he gave me a forest I asked god for a friend , He gave me YOU!

  9. ilybabyxx3 ilybabyxx3
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:39am UTC
    mylifeisbro.com
    guys are such jerks ! >.<

  10. korip99 korip99
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:40am UTC
    A Friend is one who believes i you when you ceased to believe in yourself

  11. XxiloveyouxXforeverxX XxiloveyouxXforeverxX
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:44am UTC
    Vent #4
    She doesn't even care.

  12. sarahboo7 sarahboo7
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:46am UTC
    why girls shouldn't cheat on boys there was once a guy named jack who had a girlfriend named ashley. ashley was the most popular girl in school. the three most popular guys were tom, jack, and marcus. ashley thought of jack as okay, but she really liked marcus. marcus liked ashley also. well of course he did, everyone did! marcus and jack were worst enemies. marcus tried to steal ashley away every time he had a chance to. one day, marcus asked ashley if she wanted to go to the movies. jack heardeverything....what movie theatre and what time. jack approached the movies that night and followed ashley and marcus. jack sat right behind them. he watched them get close to each other andkiss.... not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. marcus told ashley"do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" she replied "yeah." jack had peeked through marcus' window. ashely and him were messing around and then they had it. jack watched the whole thing. the next day at school jack wasn't there. for the next few days jack wasn't there. a week later his mother found him in his closet dead... he commited suicide because he had loved ashley so much. next to jack's dead body was a note. a note that read: my dearest ashley, i watched you at the movie and at marcus' house and i will continue to watch you. i never thought you would do something like this to me. i really loved you ashley. i died for you just like jesus died for us. always with you, jackpleasefoward this or jack will haunt you and try to kill you because he wants everyone to know about marcus. thank you. please scroll down. ['in loving memory of'] **jack halagey** what jack did to one person who did not send this....... one girl was looking through her e-mail and she ['deleted'] this message thinking it was another silly forward...the next day she ['was'] ['found dead in'] ['her bed'] ['of course u don't have to send this but i think jack halagey' will come soon to get you like tonight when you are still awake just sitting in bed']repost this as `why girls should'nt`cheat on boys or u will lose the one u love A girl died in 1993 , a man buried her in her own home when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Tomasota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bed starring straight into your eyes. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.Thisstory is sadly true. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded!!!:)
    i was so scared i posted it. do it !!!!

  13. GanjaLette420 GanjaLette420
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:46am UTC
    you use to make me happy
    now you make me feel so alone
    you use to make me smile
    now thats all gone
    you use to wipe my tears away
    now your the cause of them
    you use to be my baby
    now i'm just a friend
    you use to say your here forever
    now explain to me why it had to end?

  14. uniquefreak uniquefreak
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:47am UTC
    Secret #4
    My lips are virgin.

  15. SnickersK SnickersK
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:49am UTC
    And Who Else Loves....
    Drizzy Drake?!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. GanjaLette420 GanjaLette420
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:51am UTC
    theres a never ending war
    going on inside of me
    between my heart&mind
    they never seem 2 agree

  17. woodbaby woodbaby
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:53am UTC
    Dear parents, Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. Sincerely, it's not our fault, it's how you raised us ♥

  18. YounqqLove YounqqLove
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:55am UTC
    When Life Gives You Lemons , Throw Them Back && Demand Chocolate!

  19. woodbaby woodbaby
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:56am UTC
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    I'm tired of fighting a battle I know I won't win... Tired of trying to be strong, tired of giving in... I'm tired of these tears, tired of feeling this pain... Tired of searching for sunshine, when its nothing but rain... I'm tired of the lies, my heart is now black & blue... ...So if its pointless to try, why am I not tired of you?
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    format not mine

  20. korip99 korip99
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:56am UTC
    Best Friends
    How can you tell a best friend?
    When you open their mail,you feel warm inside
    When you see them online you get excited
    when you joke together,your happy
    when there is something wrong you both feel sad
    when on gets hurt y'all both feel the pain
    when things are rough they comfort each other
    This is a best friend.
    Best friends look after each other
    try never to hurt each other
    be sorry when you do hurt your friend
    after little fight, forgive and forget
    always post goodnights and send hugs
    always feel the other friend in your heart
    because they will always be there
    and you will always be in there heart
    This is a best friend.
    Best friends aren't for a day
    Best friends aren't for a week
    Best friends aren't for a year
    Best friends are forever!

:)

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