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Quotes added on Monday, November 29 2010

  1. beachbumm88 beachbumm88
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:34am UTC
    Dear witty,
    I can't tell you how much help this website has been. If you go to my witty profile, you can tell i've been a member for about two years. I've never in my life met such strong, beautiful, nice, funny, amazing, friendly, helpful, talented girls. Honestly thank you to everyone reading this. I can honestly say i'm proud to be a witty girl, and you should be too. I've cried, i've laughed, i've smiled, at all the quotes around me. I wish i could meet some of you. I've seen so many girls just pour their hearts out on here, and props to them. Witty is just amazing, and too good for words. Thank you to all the girls on witty, to all the people behind these screens reading this, to all the girls that have inspired me throughout the roughest times in my life. Thanks. It truly means a lot.
    fave/comment if you agree. love all my witty girls to the fullest!
    -love always, Lexie(:

  2. kizzlepop kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:36am UTC
    A boy cam home from a strip club and his mom was angry at him.
    The mom asked, "Did you see anything there you weren't supposed to see?"
    The boy replied,
    "Yes, Dad."
    facebook:)

  3. Enchanted_x Enchanted_x
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:36am UTC
    crazy with him, crazier
    without him, ♥

  4. beclouger beclouger
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:38am UTC
    &Does anyone else find it ironic that therapists are the people we go to for help?

  5. beachbumm88 beachbumm88
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:40am UTC
    +how many of you think
    TAYLOR SWIFT AND TAYLOR LAUNTNER SHOULD'VE GOTTEN MARRIED
    so they would both be
    taylor launtner?

    notmine.

  6. emmaaxoxo emmaaxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:42am UTC
    if you don't like me then
    . . . .
    STOP FLIRTING WITH ME!
    emmaaxoxo

  7. Where_Is_The_Love Where_Is_The_Love
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:44am UTC
    ♥ I love waking up in the morning not knowing whats gunna happen, who im gunna meet, or where im gunna end up. ♥
    format credit to gabytobeatlove.
    witty messed up my spacing.

  8. LetitGo LetitGo
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:45am UTC
    "Ireland.. That's in
    Italy, right?"
    Ohh how i love my best friend

  9. manicmorgan manicmorgan
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:45am UTC
    mychristmaslist
    Santa,
    I've been very good this year. I only want one thing: him. Thanks in advance!
    love, a girl who's been on her best behavior.

  10. princesspanda princesspanda
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:46am UTC
    the chance of you
    falling in love with any 1 person is
    1
    6,470,818,671
    while the chance of falling in love
    with someone who loves you back is
    1
    41871494272962206241
    to put this in perspective the chance of winning the lottery is
    1
    27,489,577
    and yet so many people find love
    with someone who loves them back
    some people find it more then once
    if this isn't proof that love is magic i don't know what is

  11. xo_sexyballer_number1_ox xo_sexyballer_number1_ox
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:50am UTC
    when i first met you
    i never would have imagined
    that i would have such strong feelings for you;;
    i never would have thought
    that i would have dreams about you
    or miss being by your side
    or getting butterflies in my stomach
    when someone mentions your name
    when i first met you i never would have thought that
    I would LOVE YOU <3

  12. emmaaxoxo emmaaxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:51am UTC
    sometimes i wish i had
    HARRY POTTER'S
    invisibility cloke
    emmaaxoxo

  13. k6h8r10 k6h8r10
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:51am UTC
    lalalala
    I love you
    so much
    kthanksbye

  14. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:52am UTC
    ♥AllTimeLow♥

  15. Engel Engel
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:53am UTC
    -I haven't been on witty in a while,
    It's still the same old broken hearts and confusion,
    but what has really made me smile, is all the quotes about
    Jesus Christ
     


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. Enchanted_x Enchanted_x
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:58am UTC
    Cinderella
    didn't have to take her dress off to be with Prince Charming.
    She had a romance that was regret-free,
    and she didn't lose anything that she wouldn't get back that next day. ♥

  18. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:58am UTC
    Blowme,k?(:

  19. Enchanted_x Enchanted_x
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:59am UTC
    Sometimes
    people come into your life,
    and you know right away that they were meant to be there,
    to serve some sort of purpose.
    To teach you a lesson,
    or help you figure out who you are,
    or who you want to become.
    You never know who these people may be,
    but when you lock eyes with them,
    you know at that very moment
    that they will affect your life in some way,
    that will make your life
    ((colorful))

  20. xxsarahelizabethxxx xxsarahelizabethxxx
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 12:59am UTC
    I AM AFRAID OF 13 OUT OF THE 72 COMMON FEARS:)
    [ ] the dark
    [X] staying single forever
    [ ] being a parent
    [X] giving birth
    [X ] being myself in front of others.
    [ ] open spaces
    [] closed spaces
    [ ] heights
    [] dogs---certain ones.
    [ ] birds---caged ones
    [ ] fish---swimming with them
    [x] spiders
    [ ] flowers or other plants
    [ ] being touched
    [] fire
    [ ] deep water---if it's dark at the bottom
    [x ] snakes
    [ ] silk
    [ ] the ocean
    [] failure
    [ ] success
    [ ] thunder/lightning
    [ ] frogs/toads
    [ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
    [ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
    [ ] rats
    [X] jumping from high places
    [ ] snow
    [ ] rain
    [ ] wind
    [] crossing hanging bridges
    [x] death
    [ ] heaven
    [x] being robbed
    [X] falling
    [ ] clowns
    [ ] dolls
    [] large crowds of people
    [ ] men
    [ ] women
    [ ] having great responsibilities
    [] doctors, including dentists
    [] tornadoes
    [] hurricanes
    [x] incurable diseases
    [ ] sharks
    [ ] Friday the 13th
    [x ] ghosts aka spirits or dead souls
    [] poverty
    [ ] Halloween
    [ ] school
    [ ] trains
    [ ] odd numbers
    [ ] even numbers
    [ ] being alone
    [] becoming blind
    [] becoming deaf
    [ ] growing up
    [X] creepy noises in the night
    [ X!] bee stings
    [ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
    [] needles
    [] blood
    [ ] dinosaurs
    [ ] the welcome mat
    [ ] high speed
    [ ] throwing up
    [] falling in love
    [ ] super secrets
    If you repost this, it's been requested that you title it "I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears"
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
    If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
    If you get 10-20, you are normal.
    If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
    People who don’t have any are L-I-A-R-S!!!

:)

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