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Quotes added on Sunday, October 24 2010

  1. x69WooHooBar69x x69WooHooBar69x
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:35am UTC
    No i dont believe in God. No, i don understand how it exists. No, i dont think anything could resurrect. No, i don't believe in ghosts.
    Yes: Im an athiast, while the rest of my family is catholic.
    Yes: I Don't Care What You Say♥

  2. mochaccino mochaccino
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:36am UTC
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? yer.
    2. Do you sleep with socks on? most of the time..
    3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else? with my boyfriend.. *^^*..
    4. Do you enjoy drama?noo..
    5. Are you a girly girl? not really..
    6. Who was the last person you hugged? boyfriend.. *^^*..
    7. Small or large purse? large purse..
    8. Are you short? yer..
    9. Do you like somebody? i love my snooky.. *^^*..
    10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy? dont have facebook, soo no..
    11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yer..
    12. Do you think you’re conceited? pretty close, 2 it..
    13. Do you dress up on Halloween? noo..
    14. Are you double jointed? yer..
    15. Where is the weirdest place you slept? in class..
    16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? yes, my boyfriend loves my bum..
    18. Do you call anybody by their last name? nup..
    True or False:
    I do wear make up.
    true..
    I have cried in a movie theater.
    true..
    I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
    true..
    I get jealous.
    true..
    I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
    false..
    I love to laugh.
    true..
    I like heavy metal.
    true..
    I like rap.
    true..
    I like techno
    true..
    I like country.
    false..
    I carry a purse.
    true..
    I’d be lost without my computer.
    true..
    I own a Spice Girls CD.
    false..
    I own a Britney Spears CD.
    false..
    I own a boy band CD.
    true..
    I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
    true..
    Guys are confusing.
    true..
    I’ve been called a bad influence.
    false..
    I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
    false..
    ___________________________
    Come on ladies, be truthful!
    1. What color is your bra that you’re wearing?
    white..
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
    dark.. *^^*..
    3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
    nup..
    4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
    just talk 2 me..
    5. Do you have a best friend?
    yer, m.. =)..
    6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
    not broken, yet..
    7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
    yer, but then i realized that i was just being stupid..
    8. Do you like your life?
    only when im with my boyfriend or have kiddy wine..
    10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
    yer, but they were never really my friends, they were just people i got stuck with..
    11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
    not yet..
    12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
    boys..
    13. How long have you had a Facebook?
    dont have facebook..
    14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
    yes & i gave the guy a blood nose..

  3. michlovesyou michlovesyou
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:37am UTC

    When I was
    talking to you,
    fireworks went off
    [[literally]]

  4. tinkypinkx tinkypinkx
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:37am UTC
    boy's got a love like woe. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. schreiner94 schreiner94
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:41am UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. xoGAMERCHICKx3 xoGAMERCHICKx3
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:42am UTC
    Stop the world.
    I want to get off.

  8. TakexMyxHand TakexMyxHand
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:42am UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  9. TakexMyxHand TakexMyxHand
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:43am UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  10. maddiexoxo14 maddiexoxo14
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:45am UTC
    people change and things go wrong . but keep in mind, life goes on

  11. xxxlorixxx xxxlorixxx
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:45am UTC
    let's run away from these lines
    back to to y.e.s.t.e.r.d.a.y.

  12. TakexMyxHand TakexMyxHand
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:46am UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  13. TakexMyxHand TakexMyxHand
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:46am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  14. alwaysmile6 alwaysmile6
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:46am UTC
    If
    you're gonna be two-faced at least
    make one of them pretty.
    ~Marilyn Monroe~

  15. xodanceintherainxo xodanceintherainxo
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:46am UTC
    __________ And bust in the door
    And take me away
    Oh , no more mistakes
    _
    _____
    _ ♥ Cause in your eyes , I'd like to stay.
    _)
    Witty messed up my spacing D;

  16. Hellove Hellove
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:47am UTC
    I'm happy♥.

  17. TakexMyxHand TakexMyxHand
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:48am UTC
    I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
    A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
    a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
    anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
    in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
    professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
    Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
    let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
    life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
    come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
    in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
    then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
    wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
    credit please(:
    heard it from my teacher

  18. Sarrah Sarrah
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:48am UTC
    I miss you...a lot
    </3

  19. TakexMyxHand TakexMyxHand
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:48am UTC
    Before my boyfriend died...
    I showed him Witty Profiles. He thought the quotes were
    So amazing, and that. Most were so true
    While we were in the hospital .He would always ask me
    The minute I walked in. If I wanted to look
    At quotes with him. We would always look at them together
    Laugh at the funny ones;
    Smile at the love ones;
    And sigh on the break-up ones;
    He even cried on a few. They were so pretty.
    He thought the girls on here. Were so strong
    And gave them so much credit. For what they write
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    He stayed in the hospital. For three months.
    About a week before he died. I came into his room
    We all knew it was going to happen soon
    I sat at his bedside and cried
    Because I was going to Arkansas. For vacation
    And this was the last time. I was going to see him
    The one thing I'll remember the most about him
    Is when he gripped my hand hard
    Looked up at me and opened his eyes a little bit
    Smiled, and quietly said one of my favorite quotes
    From Witty Profiles
    "No matter how much things change, there will always be a piece of my heart that will never stop loving you"
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Jesse died about a week later of Pulmonary Embolism
    He had been suffering from a lung condition
    Most of his life, and he was used to being in the hospital
    I was one of the last people he had talked to.
    He had always wanted me to post a quote on here
    But I always told him I never had the time to
    And now he's gone, and I can never change that.
    But now I am.
    This is for you, Jesse
    I'll love you forver <3
    type here

  20. smilex0x smilex0x
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:48am UTC
    Some People feel the rain.
    O t h e r s j u s t g e t w e t .

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