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Quotes added on Thursday, August 12 2010

  1. girlymaster girlymaster
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:10am UTC
    mature eyes only .♥
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God,
    but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
    but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
    Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller,
    but bars and clubs are growing?
    Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in,
    when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
    90% of you won't repost this
    Be part of the 10% that will.

  2. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:11am UTC
    good night dont let the bed bugs bite ; )

  3. biteme123 biteme123
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:11am UTC
    So, I was at my bestfriend's house, && we were all alone. no one else was home. so, we were on her computer, & it was quiet & we were on facebook. so, this weird voice just pops up & says:
    EXCUSExMExTHExMAILxHASxMESSAGESxFORxYOU.
    in some winny the poo on drugs voice. so me & my friend run out of the room, down the staris, outside, down the street, & to our friends house who lives about five blocks away, screaming all the way. then, we realized it was her computer telling us we had mail.

  4. lilmissnini96 lilmissnini96
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:11am UTC
    you were the first.
    the first boyfriend who welcomed me into his home.
    first boyfriend who introduced me to his parents.
    first boyfriend who has touched me the way you have.
    the first boyfriend i've fallen hopelessly in love with.
    i want you to be my only.

  5. rawrxiluvyoux3 rawrxiluvyoux3
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:11am UTC
    Shes my
    Best Friend
    Break her Heart
    i'll break yur face :]

  6. 2aMp2 2aMp2
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:12am UTC
    mature eyes only .♥
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God,
    but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
    but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
    Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller,
    but bars and clubs are growing?
    Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in,
    when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
    90% of you won't repost this
    Be part of the 10% that will.

  7. iljtfe96 iljtfe96
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:12am UTC
    You know that phrase,
    You're one in a -------> million?
    w e l l , t h e r e ' s o v e r 6 5 m i l l i o n p e o p l e i n t h e w o r l d .
    so.. does that mean there is
    over 65 people
    j u s t l i k e m e ?
    Thanks for the 'compliment'.

  8. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:12am UTC
    Forallthepeopleoutthere:
    Who make quotes saying how much they miss lizzie mcguire, rocket power, catdog, and all those shows.
    Look them up on itunes!
    Thats how i watch my childhood shows(:

  9. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:12am UTC
    black N white quotes all the way :)

  10. justinbieberxx27 justinbieberxx27
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:13am UTC
    so i sit there & wait...
    for you to text me back; and it never happens.
    you don't make an effort to talk to me, or to ask me to hang out with you.
    what's your problem?
    oh...i think i know.
    your an immature jerk.
    & i hate you...

  11. zitaaaaflavaaaa zitaaaaflavaaaa
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:14am UTC
    It`s easy to
    fall in love;
    the hard part is finding someone to catch you

  12. lovetosmile lovetosmile
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:14am UTC
    98% of kids drink or smoke before 18.
    Favorite this if you like bagels!
    oh facebook :)

  13. mwahaha mwahaha
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:14am UTC
    V
    [ o o ]
    /| x |/♥
    - -
    | |
    If I give you my heart, would you feel better?

  14. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:14am UTC
    mature eyes only .♥
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God,
    but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
    but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
    Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller,
    but bars and clubs are growing?
    Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in,
    when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
    90% of you won't repost this
    Be part of the 10% that will.

  15. stella2645 stella2645
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:15am UTC
    When your ex tells you : you will never find a guy like me,
    Tell him : well that's the idea .
    (;

  16. erin9067 erin9067
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:15am UTC
    and you feel so low;
    you feel nothing at all.

  17. meilleursamis meilleursamis
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:15am UTC
    Want another follower?
    Favorite this.

  18. _sexii_moma_ _sexii_moma_
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:16am UTC
    the one guy that makes you fall head over heals....
    is the one who will break you in the end......
    love heals, but hearts brake forever
    ahlll miinnee cunnts

  19. Tyli Tyli
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:16am UTC
    I will get by,
    I will survive,
    when the world's crashin' down,
    when i fall and hit the ground,
    i will turn myself around,
    don't try and stop me.

  20. lilmissnini96 lilmissnini96
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:16am UTC
    You know that feeling?
    Where just him touching your fingers makes your heart skip a beat?

:)

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