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Quotes added on Monday, April 12 2010

  1. blacklace20 blacklace20
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:24am UTC
    Cinderella walked on broken glass
    Sleeping beauty let a whole life time pass,
    Belle fell in love with a hideous beast,
    Jasmine married a common thief,
    Ariel walked on land for love and life,
    Snow white barely escaped a knife
    It was all about the blood, sweat, and tears
    Because l o v e means facing your biggest fears.

  2. youcancallmecassie youcancallmecassie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:24am UTC
    Larry Daley: I'm sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country. So...
    Smithsonian Security Guard: No, we don't.
    Larry Daley: No?
    Smithsonian Security Guard: It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You."
    -Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

  3. youcancallmecassie youcancallmecassie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:27am UTC
    Douglas: Will you keep out all the sadness?
    Max: I have a sadness-shield that keeps out all the sadness, and it's big enough for all of us.
    -Where the Wild Things Are

  4. youcancallmecassie youcancallmecassie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:30am UTC
    'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.'
    -Dumb and Dumber

  5. youcancallmecassie youcancallmecassie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:32am UTC
    ‘It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.’
    -The Blues Brothers

  6. youcancallmecassie youcancallmecassie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:44am UTC
    Everytime I see your picture I swear it was just like yesterday when I last saw you. I swear I hear your voice. I swear I can feel you here with me. If I could have actually seen you that one last time, I would have. I really wish I would have been able to give you one last hug. I wish I could have spent more time with you. No matter what, I want you to know that I love you.
    R.I.P. Grandpa.♥

  7. superrjandory superrjandory
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:50am UTC
    And I think I wouldn't be nearly as happy
    If I hadn't met y o u :)

  8. superrjandory superrjandory
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:54am UTC
    No matter how bad things
    are at any moment, no
    moment lasts forever. Good
    or bad, time moves on.

  9. youcancallmecassie youcancallmecassie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:55am UTC
    I hate when I im just sitting there minding my own business, when all of a sudden i touch my arm, it starts hurting, then I look at it and there's a bruise that i have no idea how it got there. Im just like "gee, im glad i didnt know about that and now it hurts. "

  10. youcancallmecassie youcancallmecassie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 2:59am UTC
    I no longer ask people to get me things, because I know it'll backfire later.
    Example:
    "Hey sis, will you hand me the remote wayyy over there?"
    "Sure."
    *Later that night*
    "Hey, will you go get me something to drink?"
    "No."
    "I got you the remote earlier."
    ".....Damn,"

  11. youcancallmecassie youcancallmecassie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 3:10am UTC
    Truth be told, Im never going to grow up.
    Imma teenager and I still...
    *Eat Animal Crackers
    *Watch Cartoons
    *Call People Names Like Stupid Head
    *Know Every Word To All The Cartoons
    *Play Dress Up Games Online
    *Color
    *Play With My Food When Eating Things Like Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets
    *Want A Pair Of Light Up Shoes
    *Play With Legos
    *Etc.
    But no matter how much crap I get for it, imma be myself. ( :

  12. beckiggle14 beckiggle14
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 3:10am UTC
    I'm angry.
    xD Can someone PLEASE give me the link to backgrounds and fonts? :\
    Pweeease? xD

  13. xXPurpleUnicornsXx xXPurpleUnicornsXx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 4:25am UTC
    [ ] gotten a referral
    [x] gotten detention
    [ ] gotten cell/ipod taken away
    [ ] gotten suspended
    [x] got caught chewing gum in class
    total so far: 2
    [ ] was late to class more than 10 times
    [x] didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] returned at least 2 projects in late
    total so far: 4
    [ ] missed school cause u felt like it
    [ ] skipped class at least 1 time
    [x] did something to get kicked outta class
    total so far: 5
    [x] texted people during class
    [ x] passed notes
    [ x] threw stuff across the room
    [ x] laughed at a teacher
    total so far: 9
    [x] took pictures during school
    [x] called people during school
    [ ] listening to ipod during class
    [ ] hit a teacher or student during class
    total so far: 11
    [ ] gotten a call/email to parents
    [ x didn't take your stuff to school
    [ ] gotten detention and didn't go
    [ ] used passes that weren't valid
    [x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    total so far: 12
    [x] slept in class
    [ ] played basketball/football with paper during class
    [x] threatened/told off a student during class
    [x] got hungry during class so started eating a snack
    [x] treated the teacher as she was invisble
    total so far: 16

  14. xXPurpleUnicornsXx xXPurpleUnicornsXx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 4:26am UTC
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you
    she wants
    you to hold her hand
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind..
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
    questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be
    with her
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
    pause,
    she is not fine at all
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever
    --When a girl says she can't live
    without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are
    her future
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that
    Guy Facts---
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you...
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause
    he means it
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest,
    he has the world
    When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else
    repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise u (:
    if you dont, you will die unhappy..
    Was there someone in your mind as you read this?
    Don't deny it, you know you never want to lose this person
    post this as:
    IF YOU'RE A GUY: When a girl MISSES You
    AND
    IF YOU'RE A GIRL :When a boy MISSES You

  15. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 4:33am UTC
    Thee Beach is Amazing

  16. xXPurpleUnicornsXx xXPurpleUnicornsXx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 4:42am UTC
    my heart has been
    SHATTERED
    STOMPED ON
    and
    THROWN AWAY
    and yet,
    i still find myself
    coming back for more </3

  17. Alltimerachx3 Alltimerachx3
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 4:46am UTC
    Because of you,
    I can't sleep at night.
    Because of you,
    my heart desires to be next to yours.
    because of you
    , I can't do anything but think about you<3

  18. tatiix3 tatiix3
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 5:18am UTC
    Random Bieber Fact 2;
    Justin ALWAYS prank-calls Usher.
    Usher- "He usually just breathes through the phone or scream like a girl."

  19. linglinggggg linglinggggg
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 5:21am UTC
    They say that disney is the "happiest place on earth"
    obviously they've never been in your arms before. <3

  20. linglinggggg linglinggggg
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 5:31am UTC
    i l♥ve
    dirty filthy beats that make you wanna dance. ♪♫

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