You never made me happy when we were together---
BUT.
When your 2nd girlfriend told you off in front of so many people, I saw myself smiling,itching to give that girl a hi-five.
When your 3rd girlfriend slapped you at your friend's wedding, I giggled.
When your 4th girlfriend kicked you on your butt for not buying the handbag for her, I laughed my head off.
When you couldn't find a 5th girlfriend,Me,your 2nd,3rd and 4th girlfriend sat in the cafe together giving each other hi-fives while finding boyfriends way hotter than you.