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Quotes added on Thursday, August 27 2009

  1. xoxwishxox xoxwishxox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:30am UTC
    Today, an annoying Facebook friend was counting down the
    number of friends he had left to get to
    1,000. When he finally reached 1,000, he made a big post
    to celebrate. I removed him as a friend. I win.
    mlia(;

  2. Shrub_xx Shrub_xx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:32am UTC
    Cheesy pick up line.
    Boy: Hey girl, do you work at subway? because you just gave me a 12inch.
    sori bowt the lazy colours

  3. xListenToYourHeartx xListenToYourHeartx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:33am UTC
    i m * ( t r y i n g ) t o \ l e t * g o
    so stop talking to me

  4. Shrub_xx Shrub_xx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:34am UTC
    SUCK MY 12 INCH !

  5. xX_all_time_low_Xx xX_all_time_low_Xx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:34am UTC
    Well maybe
    two is better than one

  6. _rawrrr _rawrrr
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:36am UTC
    im me.
    your approval isnt needed

  7. xListenToYourHeartx xListenToYourHeartx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:37am UTC
    i ( n e e d ) y o u * t o
    L x O x V x E x M x E

  8. DaCrazyChick96 DaCrazyChick96
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:42am UTC
    Am I the only one who....
    stays up late on
    ×school nights×
    and
    ♥ favorites ♥
    all the new quotes on Witty and when
    <- Mom and Dad ->
    ask why you can't get up you just
    ü smile ü
    and walk away?

  9. xListenToYourHeartx xListenToYourHeartx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:43am UTC
    y o u m a k e m e h a p p y
    \\---> then you make me wanna kill myself

  10. xX_all_time_low_Xx xX_all_time_low_Xx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:43am UTC
    There's so much time,
    to figure out the rest of my life
    and you've already got me coming undone
    and I'm thinking
    two is better than one

  11. miss_danil miss_danil
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:44am UTC
    and she wouldn't even notice
    if i died!

  12. miss_danil miss_danil
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:46am UTC
    she wouldn't even know
    he is my whole world now!

  13. xX_all_time_low_Xx xX_all_time_low_Xx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:48am UTC
    When i close my eyes
    and drift away
    I think of you and
    everythings okay

  14. SummerxxBreeze SummerxxBreeze
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:50am UTC
    if you love him, but he doesn’t love you, then it
    must not belove because love isn’t an
    expedition for one alone, but rather,
    a journey meantfortwo
    *keeping this somewhere
    -not mine-

  15. xListenToYourHeartx xListenToYourHeartx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:51am UTC
    i s h o u l d * o f ( n e v e r ) t r i e d
    to let you go
    c a u s e i t d e s t r o y e d m e

  16. JiEiSiS887 JiEiSiS887
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:54am UTC
    ok. here's justin bieber for ya.
    insanely hot... no more like, GORGEOUS!
    every girls DREAM GUY!!!
    the voice of AN ANGEL!!!!!
    a MIRACLE sent straight from HEAVEN!!!!!
    probably the BIGGEST singing SENSATION on the PLANET!!!!
    the most GORGEOUS,BEAUTIFUL,DREAMY,SEXY,HOT,AND PERFECT thing to walk this EARTH!!!!
    my FUTURE HUSBAND!!!!! (ya! thts rite! MINE!!!)
    but most of all... he's the guy i'm COMPLETEY in LOVE with!
    allll minee!!!! haha! <333 i love jb! JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!

  17. xListenToYourHeartx xListenToYourHeartx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:55am UTC
    i just want you to be happy
    W x I x T x H x W x H x O x I x A x M

  18. s0_inl0v3 s0_inl0v3
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:57am UTC
    I was talking to my boyfriend and somehow liking each other came up, everyone thought he was using me
    and i said "so you like me..."
    and he said "yes babyyyy!"
    and then i said "well your not using me.."
    and he said " If you think im using you we dont have to do anything you dont want to"
    so does he really like me... i cant tell.

  19. xListenToYourHeartx xListenToYourHeartx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 1:58am UTC
    i l l ( t h i n k ) o f y o u * l a t e r
    in my empty room

  20. xListenToYourHeartx xListenToYourHeartx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 2:00am UTC
    w h y c o u l d n t y o u t e l l m e
    in the beginning ;
    THAT YOU REALLY DIDNT LIKE ME

:)

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