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Quotes added on Saturday, January 24 2009

  1. colormepink024 colormepink024
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:21am UTC
    " dopest dope ive ever smoked.
    HANDS DOWN ; dopest dope ive ever smoked "
    -Pineapple Express

  2. tEMPtAtiONZzXx tEMPtAtiONZzXx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:21am UTC
    Still I need to know..
    Should I keep this feeling..
    or let it go?

  3. tEMPtAtiONZzXx tEMPtAtiONZzXx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:23am UTC
    Cause A girl like me is just a little different from the rest
    and a girl like me never gonna settle for second best

  4. Twilight_Panda Twilight_Panda
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:25am UTC
    Eh. I hate him
    I love him
    I hate him
    I love him
    I hate him
    I love him
    I hate him
    I love him
    I hate him
    I love him
    I hate him
    I love him

  5. cayla242424 cayla242424
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:27am UTC
    why?!
    did i not like you
    when you liked me
    then we both liked each other
    now i like you
    but you dont like me
    hopefully...
    it will start over again
    and stop at the
    we both like each other part
    <3

  6. SnowWhite SnowWhite
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:32am UTC
    Who Doesnt Love
    Singing
    "Don't Stop Believing"
    When They Are Alone?
    & Then Stop Look Around And
    See That Everyone Is Staring
    At You?
    Cause I Know I Do.

  7. xoxo123girl09 xoxo123girl09
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:35am UTC
    -Why did Mccain kill the chickens?
    -Because they were going "Barack Barack".
    :D
    hahaha, get it?

  8. Twilight_Panda Twilight_Panda
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:36am UTC
    [excusemeforspeakingmymind]

  9. wittyguy21 wittyguy21
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:39am UTC
    Guy Confession #12:
    When guys are obnoxious, it's because we are trying to show off. It's a really bad habit, and we know it, but our brains tell us to make you notice us, too bad it won't be in a good way.

  10. Pixie_dust Pixie_dust
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:40am UTC
    *random thought # 2*
    You have to go through all the PAIN
    To get to the HAPPINESS...
    is it worth it?
    {DEFINITELY}

  11. Xxiloveyoux08 Xxiloveyoux08
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:40am UTC
    I suddenly fell for this awsome perfect guy
    i was gunnna let my best friend tell him
    then i logged into myspace and hhad a new message..
    it was from him i was excited
    it said:
    guess what guess what im going out with Alexx!!!
    </3

  12. xdisenchantedx xdisenchantedx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:42am UTC
    A little boy was at school
    His teacher said he had
    To learn a few words in
    English so he was
    Walking home and he
    Heard a man running
    With his son saying
    "Come on!!"
    So he remembered it
    Then he walked by a
    Space place and heard
    "Take off!"
    He remember it
    Finally he walked by a
    Zoo and heard
    "Zebra!!"
    So he went back to school
    And the teacher asked
    "What did you learn?"
    And he said
    "Come on! Take off zebra!!"
    (come on take off ze-bra)
    Hehe I laughed when I heard this

  13. xdisenchantedx xdisenchantedx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:50am UTC
    There were 3 guys in a room
    And one robber
    The robber goes the the first guy
    And points a gun at him
    The guy points and says:
    "TORNADO!"
    And runs away
    He goes to the second guy
    And points his gun
    The guy points and yells:
    "SAND STORM!"
    And runs away
    He goes to the last guy
    And points his gun at him
    The guy points and yells:
    "FIRE!"
    And the guy got shot
    hehehehe I laughed (:

  14. dacdancer11 dacdancer11
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:50am UTC
    no one rocks the baseball cap like
    Emmett Cullen ♥

  15. pinkbaybee453 pinkbaybee453
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:52am UTC
    i love you.
    it's the hardest thing in the world to say.
    (i love you.)
    three words, eight letters.
    (i love you.)
    you can say it to a friend,
    (i love you.)
    or a lover,
    (i love you.)
    or your family,
    (i love you.)
    or anyone or anything else for which you feel affection.
    (i love you.)
    it can mean everything.
    (i love you.)
    it can mean nothing.
    (i love you.)
    it can mean so many different things
    (i love you.)
    and yet we only have one word for it.
    (i love you.)
    i want to say this to you
    (i love you.)
    but it gets all jumbled up when I try to say
    (i love you.)
    that you are valuable to me.
    (i love you.)
    three syllables. one sentence.
    (i love you.)
    but the thing is people just say it too much
    (i love you.)
    and when I say it, I want to mean it.
    (i love you.)
    not mine i take no credit

  16. Twilight_Panda Twilight_Panda
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:54am UTC
    lol
    idk
    bbl
    brb
    idc
    g2g
    ttyl
    cya
    omg
    lmbo
    ur
    tht
    wht
    wtf
    mhm
    sry
    tlk
    txt
    psht
    pfft
    luff
    ttly
    don't u just love all the [abbreviations] ?

  17. xdisenchantedx xdisenchantedx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:55am UTC
    Love me
    ---------Like me
    -----------------Come ahead
    --------------------------------And fight me
    I Think Im Paranoid

  18. wittyguy21 wittyguy21
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 12:58am UTC
    When I saw she had no lunch money, I offered to buy it for her. As she was walking away and I got that stupid smile on my face just because she hugged me, I realized... I had no money left for my lunch. But because of the happiness I saw in her face, I didn't care.

  19. Pixie_dust Pixie_dust
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 1:04am UTC
    *random thought #3*
    Screw prince charming
    Im waiting on E♥d♥w♥a♥r♥d Cullen♥

  20. xdisenchantedx xdisenchantedx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 1:06am UTC
    Girl: Oh, and one more thing
    Boy: What?
    Girl: I love you
    Ugh some times I just want to do that

:)

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