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Quotes added on Friday, December 19 2008

  1. jamiex3x3 jamiex3x3
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 12:07am UTC
    what doesn't kill you ,
    only makes you
    stronger ♥

  2. bookgirl22 bookgirl22
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 12:16am UTC
    HE OWNS MY WHOLE HEART
    AND I WOULDN'T CARE IF HE BROKE IT
    AS LONG AS HE FIXES IT AGAIN
    BESIDES I KNOW THAT MY HEART IS SAFE IN HIS HANDS

  3. iSmilex3 iSmilex3
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 12:17am UTC
    Do you ever wish you could just freeze one second,
    put it into a box and jump into it, and stay there
    f o r e v e r ? I do...every time I’m with you...

  4. iSmilex3 iSmilex3
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 12:18am UTC
    Forever isn’t long enough for what we have. <3

  5. xemthestrangex xemthestrangex
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 12:20am UTC
    I am
    a perfectly happy person.
    who just happens
    to be filled
    [with violent rage]
    =)

  6. iSmilex3 iSmilex3
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 12:24am UTC
    When angels forget how to fly, when it’s twenty
    below zero in the middle of July, when violets
    are red and roses are blue, that is when I will
    s t o p l o v i n g y o u . sYs

  7. JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 12:25am UTC
    &&+ I am the author of my life and unfortunately i am writing in pen so i can't erase my mistakes and my page is ripping apart.

  8. 1_piiinkskittles 1_piiinkskittles
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 12:30am UTC
    **do what makes you happy
    be with who makes you smile
    laugh as much as you breathe
    &love as long as you live

  9. JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 1:08am UTC
    - - - » Youshakeupmyworldlikeasnowglobe
    JULEZZRULEZZALLYOUHFOOLZZBABBYEE'S CREDIT
    - cc and julezZ =)

  10. AllySaysBAM AllySaysBAM
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 1:25am UTC
    Gibberish
    A
    Language
    Containting
    Random
    Letters
    And
    Numbers

  11. kaiserroll75 kaiserroll75
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 1:38am UTC
    Beth's Morals
    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
    After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…
    “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
    Moral of the story:
    If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

  12. AllySaysBAM AllySaysBAM
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 1:38am UTC
    Your The
    Pop To My Tart
    Star To My Burst
    Peanut To My Butter
    But Most Importantly The Best To My Friend
    Heard this somewhere.made it pretty.first one i made be nice plz :D

  13. JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 1:40am UTC
    © ©a
    a © 8 Letters. 3 words. 1 meaning.
    ©a
    Your guessing i love you right?? Haha suckerr your wrong!
    its U MOON COW! [:

  14. kaiserroll75 kaiserroll75
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 1:41am UTC
    Beth's Morals
    A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
    Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

  15. hottchik101 hottchik101
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 2:04am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. xXfuninthesunXx xXfuninthesunXx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 2:14am UTC
    And I'll confess
    That I can be a little selfish
    Yeah I'll admit
    I don't want you to help me through this

  17. live_laugh_love45 live_laugh_love45
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 2:27am UTC
    Dear Santa,
    I'm holding all of your reindeer hostage.
    If you don't bring me ♥Edward Cullen♥
    You can say goodbye to R u d o l p h.______*
    not mine, credit to whoever's it was =] =] =]

  18. JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 2:29am UTC
    I think I'm ...
    afraidtobehappybecausewheneverigettoohappy,something badalwayshappens
    Charlie Brown

  19. kaiserroll75 kaiserroll75
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 2:33am UTC
    And so i sit at my computer reporting all quotes that say "Rate high if ----".

  20. JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 2:34am UTC
    Hi;; interjection/
    definition;;
    The most friendliest word in the English language;; Abbreviation for "Hello"
    The mailman said hi to me this morning outside at the mailbox.
    -Julezz and x0cheer4iifeheartzbeatinx0

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