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Quotes added on Sunday, December 7 2008

  1. CANDiELANDx3 CANDiELANDx3
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 2:06am UTC
    I liked you
    I really liked you
    She won't even remember your name
    Probably can't even spell it

  2. iSmilex3 iSmilex3
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 2:21am UTC
    Chicago Fire

  3. xxnotalucluverxx xxnotalucluverxx
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 2:25am UTC
    Me: Hm...did you see that police officer?
    Kelly: OMG!?!?! YEA YOU COULDNT MISS HIM FOR A SECOND
    Me: uh...yea he was so strick!
    Kelly:uh...yea he was so hot!
    Me: WHAT?!?!?
    Kelly: WHAT?!?!?

  4. CANDiELANDx3 CANDiELANDx3
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 2:27am UTC
    What Does Love Mean?
    A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
    "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all even when his hands got arthritis, too. That's Love. Rebecca - age 8
    "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4
    "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5
    "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6
    "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4
    "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7
    "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8
    "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7
    "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." Nikka - age 6
    "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7
    "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6
    "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8
    "My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6
    "Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5
    "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7
    "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4
    "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4
    "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you" Karen - age 7
    "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6
    "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget," Jessica - age 8
    A four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

  5. xxnotalucluverxx xxnotalucluverxx
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 2:37am UTC
    Dont You Hate It When.....
    People Rasie Their Hand To Answer a Question In Class But Then When The Teacher Calls On Them They Really Dont Know The Answer Or They Forget And Say Ummm Alot.
    Really True...

  6. XxLoveForeverLostxX XxLoveForeverLostxX
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 3:04am UTC
    Alice came to a fork in the road.
    "Which road do I take?" she asked.
    "Where do you want to go?"
    responded the Cheshire cat.
    "I don't know," Alice answered.
    "Then," said the cat,
    "it doesn't matter."

  7. AutumnMarie12 AutumnMarie12
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 3:09am UTC
    which is better
    a lie that draws a smile
    or the truth that draws a tear
    well the truth is.....
    iloveSeanMichael.<3:)

  8. AutumnMarie12 AutumnMarie12
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 3:12am UTC
    You say, you don't want to see
    me get hurt;
    So when you broke my heart;
    did you...
    Close Your Eyes?
    SMW.<3

  9. AutumnMarie12 AutumnMarie12
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 3:14am UTC
    I'm not miserable, but I'm not always happy.
    I'm definitely not strong, but I'm not weak.
    I'm not mean, but I'm not always nice.
    I'm not popular, but I'm not a loner either.
    I'm not dumb, but I'm no genius.
    I'm not you, I'm just me.
    Accept it.

  10. XxLoveForeverLostxX XxLoveForeverLostxX
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 3:15am UTC
    My name is Delianna.
    Prepare To Fall In Love...

  11. XxLoveForeverLostxX XxLoveForeverLostxX
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 3:28am UTC
    If you were going to die soon
    and had only one phone call
    you could make,
    who would you call
    and what would you say?
    And why are you waiting?

  12. Kmac Kmac
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 3:28am UTC
    and so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
    [[ what a stupid lamb. what a sick masochisic lion. ]]

  13. lyssa_lhuve lyssa_lhuve
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 4:02am UTC
    good girls are made of [[sugar &+ spice]]
    but me and my girls are made of *_vodka_and_ice_*

  14. peaceluvhappiness peaceluvhappiness
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 7:57am UTC
    www.kristenliz.wetpaint.com

  15. jennier_cas1133 jennier_cas1133
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 8:06am UTC
    Im sick of trying to look pretty thinking MAYBE just maybe you might notice
    Im sick of flirting with you and seeing you flirt with other girls
    Im sick of how we barley talk anymore
    Im sick of thinking everyday if well be together
    Im sick of never shutting up about you when im with my friends
    Im sick of YOU </3

  16. britsrock britsrock
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 8:12am UTC
    i'm a male on wittyprofiles.com
    because of the females. ohh yeah.

  17. heartbroken4ever444 heartbroken4ever444
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 8:41am UTC
    Am I dumb if I stay here am I wrong if I move on
    Will he ever come around and if so then how long
    he's incapable of love while I got so much to give
    All I can really do is be there but I got my life to live

  18. woohoo1231 woohoo1231
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 8:43am UTC
    guns dont kill people..
    <3
    <3
    dads with pretty daughters do

  19. xohotpinkx6 xohotpinkx6
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 8:43am UTC
    &+ as i sat on santa's lap
    he asked me what i wanted
    for christmas, and i said
    [e d w a r d c u l l e n]

  20. xxxUxkNoWxuxLoV3xm3 xxxUxkNoWxuxLoV3xm3
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 8:46am UTC
    well......i dont like your pants...ohhhh burn!

:)

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