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Quotes added on Saturday, September 27 2008

  1. TiFFxR0Ckks TiFFxR0Ckks
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 5:25am UTC
    I am what i am;i cant help myselfand if you dont like itget with somebody else

  2. lexii_22x lexii_22x
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 5:28am UTC
    There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis. ** **** ******* *********** *************** ******************** ************************** ***************************** ************************** ********************* ************** ********* ***** ** If your answer is: Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're a moron. Giraffe = you're a complete idiot. Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.!!....haha i fell for it! no credittt, and i picked a squirrel !

  3. xoxNicole6789xo xoxNicole6789xo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 5:32am UTC
    my knight in shining armor ;; turned out to be a loser in tinfoil [¢¾]

  4. peacexloveexcatie peacexloveexcatie
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 5:33am UTC
    "forbidden to remember,terrified to forget"~~~Twilight~~~

  5. hyperhottie8 hyperhottie8
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 5:34am UTC
    When you look me in the eyes, And tell me that you love me. Everything's alright, When you're right here by my side. When I hold you in my arms, i know that it's forever. i just gotta let you know, I never wanna let you go. -jonasbrothers <3

  6. xoxNicole6789xo xoxNicole6789xo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 5:39am UTC
    my friends are the kinda people who jump out the window after they watch superman.

  7. hyperhottie8 hyperhottie8
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 5:41am UTC
    OFFICER,I SWEAR TO Drunki'M NOT God:) nOt MiNe..... bUt sOO fUnNy... LMAO

  8. hyperhottie8 hyperhottie8
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 5:45am UTC
    EAST HOMECOMING GAME! <3BBL <3

  9. xo_JC_xo xo_JC_xo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 6:01am UTC
    Believe Me; i have been down that road before, and so far, it's gotten me absolutly ©©n o w h e r e©©

  10. meaganx3 meaganx3
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 6:04am UTC
    in soccer; we tacklee, (we slidee), we dodgee, (we divee) we blockk, (we bruisee) and we head the ballbut |[unlike football]| we do it all without any helmates or pads. thats not fair! but maybe... boys are too afraid

  11. xo_JC_xo xo_JC_xo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 6:07am UTC
    tell me what's wrong with society, when everywhere i look i see,rich guys driving SUV's while kids are starving, in the streets... is everybody going crazy ~Crazy, Simple Plan <3

  12. abby99 abby99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 6:20am UTC
    I'm hot ur cold you go around like you kno who i am but you don't you got me on my toes, i'm slippin in to the lava and im tryin to keep from going under baby you turn the temperature hotter cuz im burnin up, burnin up, 4 u baby

  13. JBforlifeex32 JBforlifeex32
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 6:25am UTC
    I SAY; WE PARTY*

  14. Dee_Baby1 Dee_Baby1
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 6:55am UTC
    So if i had a boyfriend;
    His name would go here.
    &* this would be the spot where
    i'd make it know to the world how much i love him.
    But no. Not me.
    Im sayinq im single for right now
    &* im fine with that.
    And this spot will be saved for that boy
    when he comes along.
    ¢¾

  15. Dee_Baby1 Dee_Baby1
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 6:55am UTC
    So if i had a boyfriend;
    His name would go here.
    &* this would be the spot where
    i'd make it know to the world how much i love him.
    But no. Not me.
    Im sayinq im single for right now
    &* im fine with that.
    And this spot will be saved for that boy
    when he comes along.
    ¢¾

  16. daftCamisado daftCamisado
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 7:28am UTC
    Feels like I’m going through the motions in the darkIn a world that leaves me with an uninspired heartAll I know is I’m so tired Living life I barely feelGive me hope, give me fireGive me something realCause I don’t wanna keep sleepwalkin’ throughEndless days I’ve had enough ofGoing nowhere, I just want toWake up.Wake up.Wake up.

  17. ColorMekalea ColorMekalea
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 8:36am UTC
    Eighth Grade Year Babay!<3Pathetic Drama, Bitchy People, A whole lotta memories.!! :]

  18. elizagrace elizagrace
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 8:38am UTC
    9.16.08f o r e v e r a n d e v e r .

  19. ColorMekalea ColorMekalea
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 8:41am UTC
    Its gonna beChampagneWishes &+Cavier DreamsFrom now onn.!<3--Donkey from Shrek 2 =]

  20. crazychicie5 crazychicie5
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 8:42am UTC
    This is your life, right now. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet. -A lot Like Love

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