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Quotes added on Monday, August 9 2004

  1. sunkissedbabii sunkissedbabii
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 9:12am UTC
    I saw you slidin' out the bar
    I saw you slippin' out the back door baby
    Dont even try to find a line this time
    It's fine, darling you're still divine
    * Ok Go 'you're so damn hot' *
    *and I'm in a trance*
    *winter chill next to a spring romance*
    *and I stopped you just to say it, Hey now girl...*
    Phantom Planet 'Hey Now Girl'

  2. hyperchick1o hyperchick1o
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 9:50am UTC
    im not away cuz ur mean
    im away cuz ur ugly too

  3. hyperchick1o hyperchick1o
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 9:54am UTC
    one day my sister and my cousin were standing at the back of the church, after my uncle just got married.
    I said to my sister and cousin; "so, we have a new aunt now."
    my sister said, "We do??"

  4. hyperchick1o hyperchick1o
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 9:57am UTC
    if life gives you lemons...
    THROW THEM AT SOMEONE!

  5. hyperchick1o hyperchick1o
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 9:58am UTC
    >>>>i only smile because I have no idea what is going on.<<<<

  6. hyperchick1o hyperchick1o
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 9:58am UTC
    It’s nice to be important, but it is important to be nice.

  7. hyperchick1o hyperchick1o
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 9:59am UTC
    It’s not about the winning or the losing
    Or about being the best
    It’s about doing what you love to do
    And you’ll pass the test

  8. hyperchick1o hyperchick1o
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 10:01am UTC
    A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes
    later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
    "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
    "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
    I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes
    later....."Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can
    you bring a drink of water?"

  9. hyperchick1o hyperchick1o
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 10:03am UTC
    When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old
    came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
    She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
    I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
    "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

  10. hyperchick1o hyperchick1o
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 10:04am UTC
    A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the
    boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too
    rough."
    The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can
    find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

  11. yankeebaby143 yankeebaby143
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 11:10am UTC
    You are the reason I go to sleep
    Every night
    And the reason I wake up
    Every morning

  12. Highmaitenece Highmaitenece
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 11:23am UTC
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    United I stand!!!!! (in a different place!!!!)

  13. XHeavenSentX XHeavenSentX
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 12:11pm UTC
    See, when I get the strength to leave
    You always tell me that you need me
    And I'm weak cause I believe you
    And I'm mad because I love you
    So I stop and think that maybe
    You can learn to appreciate me
    Then it all remains the same that
    You ain't never gonna change
    <3 Demi

  14. iloveKiKi23 iloveKiKi23
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 12:40pm UTC
    The story of Romeo and Juliet:
    Boy likes Girl
    Girl likes Boy
    They both die
    Cry Cry the end
    HAHAHA that was from That's So Raven when her mom is a substitute teacher!!!!
    ~car

  15. TnPnLnA4lyph92 TnPnLnA4lyph92
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 12:45pm UTC
    ~!It all started one day just talking about stuff getting to know each other!~
    ~!Then they became closer n closer!~
    ~!The age differnce was by 2 years but the shared the friendship for each other!~
    ~!Now those two lay in the cementry still together talking about skateboards!~
    Rly gay but it reminds me of my friend momo he has always been there for me lov ya momo
    Use it dnt claim it

  16. m5lover m5lover
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 1:20pm UTC
    *((but i cannot forget))*
    *((ReFuSe to ReGrEt))*
    *((soo glad i met you and))*
    *((tAkE my breath away-->))*
    *((make e.v.e.r.y.d.a.y))*
    *((worth all of the pain))*
    *((that ive gone through))*
    maroon 5- ThE SuN

  17. Hailee123 Hailee123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 1:31pm UTC
    *.Like BrItNeY iMma SlAvE fOr YoU.*
    *.LiKe BeYoNcE iM cRaZy In LoVe.*
    *.LiKe JlO iM lOvIn YoU.*
    *.LiKe MaNdY SaYz LeT mE bE tHe OnE.*
    *.LiKe LuMiDeE iLl NeVeR lEaVe YoU.*
    *.LiKe SiMpLe PlAn Im AdDiCtEd.*
    *.LiKe B2K ImMa Be Ya GiRlFrIeNd.*
    *.LiKe 50 iLl AsK 21 QuEsTiOnS.*
    *.LiKe JuStIn LeTs TaKe A rIdE.*
    *.LiKe StAcIe Im StUcK oN YeW.*
    :+:sO WiTh OuT YeW iM lOsT:+:

  18. Hailee123 Hailee123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 1:33pm UTC
    **A girl and a guy can just be friends, but at one point or another they will fall for each other...Maybe temporatily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever...**

  19. Hailee123 Hailee123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 1:37pm UTC
    ~*When you love somebody put a cirle around their name instead of a heart, do this because a heart can break, but a circle goes on forever.*~

  20. Blondie17 Blondie17
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2004 1:55pm UTC
    *tHe ChAmBeR SpInS - t h r e e -
    GrAb ThE *tRiGgEr* tHeN yOu P u l l
    It..ThE gAmE iS cALlEd *rOuLeTtE*
    AnD yOu JuSt WoN thE bUlLeT*

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