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Quotes added on Friday, April 23 2004

  1. kassiegirl882 kassiegirl882
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 4:21pm UTC
    amber--
    i saw your quote!!

  2. Dally266 Dally266
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 4:32pm UTC
    When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake Placid!
    But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning to all little children: don't smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty
    GF HAHAHAHA

  3. iLoVeChAsE09 iLoVeChAsE09
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 4:38pm UTC
    i gotta pee..:-[ itz not that nasty..sodont b lik ew..cuz at least im not a fissh cuz they drink AND swim were they pee..
    -x-OrIgInAl-x-

  4. SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:04pm UTC
    -A FrIeNd WiL PiCk YoU up WhEn YoU FalL DoWn..A BeSt FrIeNd WiLl LaUgh At YoU cUz ThEy Are ThE OnEs WhO TrIpPeD YoU-

  5. lalala lalala
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:04pm UTC
    <center><table border=0 cellpadding=10 cellspacing=0 width=500><tr><td bgcolor=#FFFFFF><p align=center><font face=arial size=4><b><font color=#FFFF00>h</font><font color=#FFC638>o</font><font color=#FF8D71>m</font><font color=#FF55AA>e</font><font color=#FF1CE2>w</font><font color=#FF1CE2>o</font><font color=#FF55AA>r</font><font color=#FF8D71>k</font><font color=#FFC638>!</font></b></font></p></td></tr></table></center>
    trust me -- this is so cool--all you gotta do is copy and pase this on to an away message and it turns out really cool...It woNt look lyke this lol

  6. SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:06pm UTC
    When Break Ups Happen Your Friends Will Always Be There..Unless You Broke Up With Your Friend

  7. lalala lalala
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:06pm UTC
    <center><table border=0 cellpadding=10 cellspacing=0 width=500><tr><td bgcolor=#FFFFFF><p align=center><font face=arial size=4><b><font color=#FF00FF>!</font><font color=#DD22FF>b</font><font color=#BB44FF>e</font><font color=#9966FF> </font><font color=#7788FF>r</font><font color=#55AAFF>i</font><font color=#33CCFF>g</font><font color=#11EEFF>h</font><font color=#11EEFF>t</font><font color=#33CCFF> </font><font color=#55AAFF>b</font><font color=#7788FF>a</font><font color=#9966FF>c</font><font color=#BB44FF>k</font><font color=#DD22FF>!</font></b></font></p></td></tr></table></center>
    this is so cool!!! ok , all you have to do it copy and paste it on an away message and it will say "!be right back!" and in these cool colors -- it is so cool !

  8. SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:08pm UTC
    PusH iT...HarDer...KiCk It...SprInt It OuT...Run YoUr HeArT OuT! Track..Its My Life!

  9. SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:09pm UTC
    You know who a ture friend is..untill she kicks you out of event in track!

  10. SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:09pm UTC
    You know who a ture friend is..untill she kicks you out of event in track!

  11. SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:10pm UTC
    *pArTy HaRd*
    !RoCk-N-RoLl!
    ~We'Re ThE ClAsS U CaN't ConTrOll~
    +GuYs R PiMpIn+
    - GiRlZ r FiNe-
    !We'r ThE ClAsS Of 2009!
    dont take credit!

  12. SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:11pm UTC
    never forget about yesterday but always live for today cuz u never no what tomorrow can bring or what it can take away

  13. SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:12pm UTC
    Sometime..the people who you love the most are the people who you push away
    dont take credit!

  14. SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:12pm UTC
    dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut
    dont take credit!

  15. xonicoleox xonicoleox
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:13pm UTC
    If dance were any easier it would be called football.

  16. SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE SoUtHvIeWhOtTiE
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:16pm UTC
    -pUshiNg-
    -ShoviNg-
    -SlidIng-
    -DivIng-
    -YellOwCaRd-
    -In The EnD-
    -Its AlL WoRtH It-
    -iTs WhaT U GAIN-
    -FrOm The OtHeR tEaM-
    -RESPECT-
    ^^dont take credit for this^^

  17. lalala lalala
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:31pm UTC
    yOu AnD mE
    wErE mEnT tO bE
    lOvInG aNd TrUe
    i was always there for you
    you were always there for me
    together we were never mean
    we would have those fights
    but get over them over night
    we would sleepovers
    we would have partys
    but most of all...
    we would have eachother
    caring if one was o.k.
    seeing eachother every day
    always knowing
    that well have one another
    right by our side
    friends forever!

  18. x0oSaRaHo0x x0oSaRaHo0x
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:33pm UTC
    Sittinq here in siLence
    wOnderinq where yOu are..
    wasnt aLL that Lonq ago
    yOu were my sHininq staR*..
    but every sTar stOpsz shininq
    And EventuaLLy That WiLL haPPen 2 Our love
    (¨`v´¨)
    `v´

  19. x0oSaRaHo0x x0oSaRaHo0x
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:37pm UTC
    I Dont kno How much i {Mean} 2 U
    But I already know That U mean Nutthin 2 me!

  20. x0oSaRaHo0x x0oSaRaHo0x
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2004 5:40pm UTC
    i MiSs the DaYs We WeRe AlWaYs 2GeThEr
    & ThE DaYs i ToLd u GoSSiP
    i MiSs the DaYs Me Or U WeRe Sad,
    Me HeLpIn U ThRoUgH GooD -n BaD
    i MiSs ThE DaYs We TaLkEd 24/7
    BuT MoSt Of All I MiSS ThE DaYs We WeRe BeSt FrIeNdS
    Till We BoTh WenT 2 HeLL Or HeAvEn
    ^Awesome Qwote to give to ur friend if yas in a figght!

:)

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