Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Quotes added on Thursday, April 15 2004

  1. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:01am UTC
    "A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."
    - Bill Cosby (1937-)
    sorry half these quotes rnt v.funny at all!! ah well
    lol

  2. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:10am UTC
    You cant have S.E.X in front of the B.A.B.I.E!!!!
    Joey from F.R.I.E.N.D.S
    me and my best m8 crack up over that!!!

  3. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:11am UTC
    A moment on the lips forever on the hips
    Rachel's sister (i forget her name!) from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

  4. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:12am UTC
    coo-coo-cachoo!
    finding nemo (yay! i luv that!)

  5. luvinuforevababii luvinuforevababii
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:13am UTC
    I love you so deeply,
    I love you so much,
    I love the sound of your voice
    And the way that we touch.
    I love your warm smile
    And your kind, thoughtful way,
    The joy that you bring
    To my life every day.
    I love you today
    As I have from the start,
    And I'll love you forever
    With all of my heart.
    --jess--

  6. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:13am UTC
    Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.
    [to Squirt]
    Marlin: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.
    finding nemo
    lol thats funni stuff!!!

  7. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:14am UTC
    Crush: Yeah, we saw you and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..." and we went like, "whoa..."
    finding nemo

  8. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:15am UTC
    Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
    Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
    Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
    Marlin: Dory, no singing.
    Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
    Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
    Dory: Sorry.
    finding nemo

  9. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:15am UTC
    Crab#1: Hey.
    Crab#2: Hey.
    Crab#1: Hey.
    Crab#2: Hey.
    finding nemo

  10. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:16am UTC
    Marlin: Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
    Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
    Marlin: A light?
    Dory: Yeah. I see a light.
    Marlin: Yeah, I see it too.
    Dory: Hey conscience, am I dead?
    Marlin: It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me.
    Dory: It's so *pretty*. I want to touch it...
    [she does; the light bobs quickly away]
    finding nemo

  11. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:17am UTC
    Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine.
    u gotta c it to undastand!
    finding nemo

  12. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:18am UTC
    Dory: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy
    [baby talk]
    Dory: Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy

  13. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:18am UTC
    Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...

  14. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:20am UTC
    Dory: Hello. My name is Dory. I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
    [the sharks applaud]
    Dory: Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.

  15. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:20am UTC
    Marlin: The water's going down. It's half-empty.
    Dory: Hmm... I'd say it's half-full.
    Marlin: Stop that.

  16. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:21am UTC
    Gurgle: Curse you, Aqua Scum.

  17. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:22am UTC
    Dory: [Reading a door] Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". Hey, it's spelled just like escape.

  18. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:23am UTC
    Bloat: I'm from Bob's Fish Mart
    Bubbles: Fish-O-Rama.
    Gurgle: Pet Palace.
    Deb: Mail Order.
    Peach: Ebay.

  19. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:23am UTC
    [as Bruce bangs against the door of the sunken ship]
    Dory: Who is it? Could you come back later, we're trying to escape
    u gotta luv dory!

  20. mintyfresh mintyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2004 11:27am UTC
    Bubbles: So, the Big Blue. What's it like?
    Nemo: Umm... big... and blue?
    Bubbles: I knew it.
    ok nemo quotes stop NOW!! sorry!!!

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles