Quotes added on Wednesday, March 24 2004

xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:26pm UTC

Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:28pm UTC

*yOu're SO fLAt thE wALLS ArE JEALOuS!*

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:29pm UTC

~*~y0ur traiLer pArk caLLed...theY waNt thEir tRash bAck~*~

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:30pm UTC

+WhAt U SeE iS WhAt U DoNt gEt sO -DrOoL oN -DrEaM oN -MOVE ON!!+

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:30pm UTC

*-IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO IT AIN'T MY FAULT IM CUTER THAN YOU-*

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:31pm UTC

If you love your man set him free....if he dont come back you know hes WITH ME!

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:32pm UTC

To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!!

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:32pm UTC

!*!*!YoU tHiNk He ThInKs Ur KoOl, YoU tHiNk He ThInKs Ur HoTt, WeLl FrOm WhaT He TeLlS mE, hE dOeS nOt!*!*!

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:33pm UTC

:+:Bassically don't stress ME..U can't Impress ME..I ain't a tease..I'm just a reminder of what u can't please!:+:

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:34pm UTC

->God made mountains, God made trees, God made (%n), But we all make -mistakes!-<-

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:38pm UTC

i LuV mY aTiTdUdE PrObLeM...I hAtE yOuRs�i GoT ThE GuY u dOnT.�mAyBe We ShUd wOrK oN yOuR�.....ummmm..�EVERYTHING!

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:40pm UTC

~They say a picture is worth a thousond words, but when i looked at yours, i couldn't say anything!~

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:41pm UTC

*DiD iT lOoK LiKe I cArEd?�?....OoPs LeT mE tRy AgAiN!*

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:42pm UTC

<3Sorry Boys The Only Things I Blow Are Kisses....<3

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:43pm UTC

GoD mAdE mUd, GoD mAdE tReEs....GoD bLeSsEd Me WiT a PaIr Of ThEsE!!! (for those who dont get it *boobs*)

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:44pm UTC

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:45pm UTC

~God made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how the hell did he make you so fine!?~

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:46pm UTC

!*!I DoNt LiKe U CuZ Ur NiCe I DoNt LiKe U CuZ Ur PoP I LiKe U CuZ Ur Da HoTt A ThAtS NoN-StOp!*!

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:47pm UTC

If YoU dOn'T LiKe WhAt YoU SeE...OoPs...I fOrGoT EvErYoNe LiKeS wHaT tHeY SeE If ThEy'Re LoOkInG aT Me!!!!!!!!

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:47pm UTC

I'm 32% hottie, 15% naughty, 28% fine, 23% that I bet ya wanna be mine, and 2% innocent. It all equals out to 100% of what your man wants!

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