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Quotes added on Saturday, March 20 2004

bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:05am UTC
I'm single-handily trying to free the world of hunger, starting with myself

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:05am UTC
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:05am UTC
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:05am UTC
Only fools leave away messages.

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:06am UTC
I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:06am UTC
I'm at my computer right now but I'm just to drunk to type anything meaningful.

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:06am UTC
My dog ate my away message

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:06am UTC
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about!? Will we all have to turn ourselves around?

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:06am UTC
No man is worth your tears and the only one who is will never make you cry.

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:07am UTC
If life kicks you in the butt. Kick it back. -Emily Carver

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:07am UTC
ABILITY is what you can do... ATTITUDE determines how well you can do it

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:07am UTC
*No matter what you do..no one will know EVERY good deed you ever do..Admire yourself for what you achieve...don't expect other people to do it for you"

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:07am UTC
Gentle words, like summer rain, soothe the heart and banish pain! So when you have a feeling that often springs, you'll find it's best to look back on the simple things!

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:07am UTC
.:.eVeRy oNe gRowS up, bUt s0me dO sOonEr tHan oTheRs.:.

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:07am UTC
Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live life eachday as if it were your last.

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:07am UTC
All of life is a dream -- and dreams are nothing but illusions.

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:07am UTC
Any boy can give his word, but it's a real man who keeps it.

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:08am UTC
Why do they call them parkways if you drive on them and driveways if you park on them??

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:08am UTC
Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.

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bEcCabOo
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March 20, 2004 9:08am UTC
Your perception of reality can be distorted by the smallest of things.

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