Witty Profiles

zeyba_xoxo

1. zeyba_xoxo
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 6:14am UTC
   Friend:
   Oh my God, remember when you used to like ________ !
   You:
   HAHAHAHAHAHA, shut up.
   credit: xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 28 points
2. zeyba_xoxo
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2013 7:14am UTC
   I was late coming into school again and my head teacher was furious.
   She called me into her office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"
   "Slept in," I shrugged.
   "For goodness sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!"
   "You're looking lovely today." I replied.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 141 points
3. zeyba_xoxo
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 7:01am UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   *someone speaking in another language*
   me: they are obviously talking about me.
   credit:bravosierra
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 11 points
4. zeyba_xoxo
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2013 3:45am UTC
   i wanna change my password to "incorrect"
   so whenever i forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect"
   format credit rajsonkar
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 11 points
5. zeyba_xoxo
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2013 3:36am UTC
   that moment when
   you get called down to the office and everyone goes "ooooh." ♥
   credit: twopairsofshades
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points
6. zeyba_xoxo
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2013 3:31am UTC
   If it happened to you,
   it probably wouldn't be so funny anymore.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
7. zeyba_xoxo
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2013 3:23am UTC
   Girl: Describe me in one word.
   Boy: Mine.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points
8. zeyba_xoxo
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 11:59pm UTC
   today i was an amusmant park with my school,
   and i saw a hot guy.
   so i pulled out a sharpie,
   walked over to him,
   and said,
   "can i test my sharpie on you?"
   he shrugged so i took his arm,
   wrote my number on it, and walked away.
   i got a text a few minutes later saying,
   "i think it works."
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
9. zeyba_xoxo
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 11:56pm UTC
   I have to accept the fact that I won't
   ever be someone's first choice
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles