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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 10:55pm UTC

I don't always talk to sexy people
but when I do my mom yells at me for talking to the mirror.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 11:19pm UTC

me: walks up to hot person's parents
me: my compliments to the chef
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 11:14pm UTC

no matter
how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 8:00pm UTC

People out of the United States: Wow, I would hate to live in a country with the highest obesity rate in the world.
People in the United States: Wow, I would hate to have smaller portion sizes.

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:14pm UTC

ever wonder who
is using one of your quotes as a facebook status?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gab*
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 5:06pm UTC

format by gabikk
Maybe if you don't think about it so much, it
just might happen.

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Coco_Love
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 12:48pm UTC

Shortest horror story:
MONDAY

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Put down the pills.
Put down the bottle.
Put down the knife.
No need to add to yor troubles. They're bad enough as they are. Leave those things behind. Instead of trying to escape those problems, face them. Make them obey your commands to back down. Don't immerse yourself in more. Trust me, it won't help.

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misslaughes
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 9:37pm UTC

Look Like a Girl
Wear Whatever You Want
Act Like a Lady
Be Yourself
Think Like a Man
Think
Work Like a Boss
Be The Boss

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:40pm UTC

You wake up and your first thought is:
"i can't do this anymore."

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:50pm UTC

call me old fashioned but
four year olds should not own iphones.

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Voquely
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 9:04pm UTC

They Should Put A Warning Sign
For when a horror movie commercial is about to begin

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HiItsJeremy
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:00am UTC

Do you believe
in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
nmq/Jeremy, I follow back (:

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hayskye6397mckinney
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:00am UTC

Act like a lady,
Think like a boss.

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oxskyexo143
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:00am UTC

"look at the woman...."
"aha shes staring at you...."
"she acts like shes never seen a
Flaming homosexuall
before!!"
hahahah alex i love you
my gay bestfriendd!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yeabuddy
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:58pm UTC

You want to see true beauty?
1.Go to the washroom.
2.Wash your face clear of all products.
3.Dry your face.
Now look, look at that face in the mirror. That face you are hideing from the world that face is beautiful you dont need to hide it :)

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Doryfishy
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:55pm UTC

A friend is someone who stands by your side all the time. She/he never lets you down when you need him most. She/he is there when you need them the most and can tell when you do. If someone is acting rude, mean, jerkish, or not caring about you. There not a true best friend. I know!

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KatPhelps10398
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 5:39pm UTC

тнιngѕ gυyѕ ѕнoυld ĸnow:
*we love ιт wнen yoυ cυddle wιтн υѕ
*we're noт perғecт ѕo deal wιтн ιт
*a ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ ιѕ a deғιnιтe yeѕ
*we wanт yoυ тo pυт yoυr arм aroυnd υѕ aт тнe мovιeѕ
*we donт care ιғ yoυ arenт тнe ѕтrongeѕт gυy ιn тнe world
*we donт alwayѕ looĸ oυr вeѕт ѕo geт over ιт
*we ѕнoυldnт нave тo plan everyтнιng
*we're always ready to talk so call us
*υnleѕѕ ιтѕ paѕт мιdnιgнт or вeғore noon, dυrιng wнιcн we wιll вe walĸιng тo yoυr нoυѕe тo rιp yoυr нead oғғ yoυr ѕнoυlderѕ ғor waĸιng υѕ υp
*we ѕecreтly love ѕυrprιѕeѕ
*тнe lιттleѕт тнιngѕ yoυ do мean тнe мoѕт
*we're noт alwayѕ eхacтly тнe cнeerleader, ғlιrтy, or pιnĸтaѕтιc тype oғ gιrl yoυ нoped ғor
*we can lιĸe gυy ѕтυғғ тoo
*ғιgнтιng ιѕnт ιмpreѕѕιve (υnleѕѕ ιтѕ over υѕ)
*вeιng a jerĸ doeѕnт geт oυr aттenтιon
*donт тell υѕ wнo'ѕ нoт вecaυѕe we donт care
*we can тell wнen yoυ arenт lιѕтenιng ѕo lιѕтen υp
*wнen we acт cold, тнaтѕ yoυr ιnvιтaтιon тo coмe cloѕer
*нυgѕ мean мore ѕoмeтιмeѕ
*we need yoυr advιce ѕoмeтιмeѕ ѕo donт вe aғraιd тo gιve ιт тo υѕ
*we really нaтe ιт wнen yoυ тalĸ aвoυт yoυr eх gιrlғrιend
*ѕoмeтιмeѕ we really wanт тo вe alone

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