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zebra1106

1. zebra1106
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   March 22, 2012 8:39pm UTC
   i think i like my best friend, finding out tht i'm bi........ummm rlly need some advice on how to handle this??
   
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2. zebra1106
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   March 22, 2012 8:38pm UTC
   and now everytime i look at you laugh with him, i wonder if you mean it or you just want him to like you, like i did before you showed up, and the funny thing is your supossed to be my best friend. I only have one thing to say.................FORGET YOU!
   
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3. zebra1106
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   March 22, 2012 8:19pm UTC
   Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
   Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.
   *fave if u no wht movie this is from*
   
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4. zebra1106
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   March 22, 2012 8:09pm UTC
   Me: If i have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
   Rachel: .................
   Me: Purple. because aliens dont wear hats.
   Rachel: Ok??????
   
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5. zebra1106
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   March 22, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   Me:"I wasnt that drunk."
   Jacob:" dude you went in my backyard with a toy squirrel, threw it in my pool and screamed " SANDY CHEEKS BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU!!!!!!"
   Me:"............."
   
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