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zammito

1. zammito
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 6:30am UTC
   FRIENDS ARE LIKE BOOBS
   SOME ARE BIG
   SOME ARE SMALL
   SOME ARE REAL
   SOME ARE FAKE
   
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2. zammito
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 6:27am UTC
   In The Original Titanic,
   They Hit The Iceburg,
   You Would Think That
   Maybe, Now That Its In
   3D They Would Miss It.
   
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3. zammito
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 6:07am UTC
   FRIEND 1: I Love Harry!
   FRIEND 2: I Love Louis!
   FRIEND 3: I Love Liam!
   FRIEND 4: I Love Zayn!
   FRIEND 5: I Love Naill!
   ME: I Love My Mum! ;)
   
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4. zammito
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 5:50am UTC
   IF I COULD REARRANGE
   THE ALPHABET,
   I WOULD PUT
   F AND U
   TOGETHER ;)
   
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5. zammito
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 4:52am UTC
   The Only Reason Why I Am Single,
   Is Cause Im To Sexy For Everyone ;)
   
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6. zammito
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 12:17am UTC
   TEACHER: Who Can Tell Me Something About Ireland??
   ME *Raises hand*
   TEACHER: Niall Horan Doesnt Count!!
   ME *Lowers hand*
   
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7. zammito
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 12:14am UTC
   NIALL: Shes cute
   HARRY: Shes adorable
   LOUIS: Shes pretty
   LIAM: Shes perfect
   ZAYN: Shes reading this
   
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8. zammito
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 11:58pm UTC
   My Life Isnt Perfect,
   But It Has Perfect
   Moments <3
   
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9. zammito
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 11:56pm UTC
   The Brain:
   80% Witty
   10% Music
   7% Facebook
   2.9% Boys
   0.9% School/ Other
   
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10. zammito
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    CHRISTMAS LIST
    Harry Styles
    Liam Payne
    Louis Tomlinson
    Zayn Malik
    Niall Horan
    DEAR SANTA, IF THEY ARE TOO EXPENSIVE, DONT WORRY THEY DONT REALLY NEED CLOTHES ;)
    
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11. zammito
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    i set fire to the bread
    watched it burn as my mum
    slapped my face
    then she screamed
    and i creid,
    and i ran outside
    into the raaaaaaaain
    i set fire to the bread
    and i through
    it at katniss' head
    then she screamed,
    and i cried,
    and i ran inside
    out of the raaaaaaaain
    coment if you know where its from,
    fave if you dont,
    follow and i follow back
    
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12. zammito
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Scientists Have Proven,
    That If Your Reading This
    Right Now, Your Not Blind.
    
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13. zammito
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    A GOOD Friend is someone that
    knows all your favourite stories,
    A BEST Friend has lived all of those
    favourite stories with you <3
    
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14. zammito
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Some People Are Like Clouds, Once They Dissapear, Its A Brighter Day
    
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15. zammito
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    ME; Mum, What Was The Most Painfulest Thing Youve Ever Been Through??
    MUM; Oh, Definately Giving Birth.
    ME; DONT BE STUPID!!! Havent You Ever Steped On Lego??
    :):):):):):):):):):):):):)
    
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16. zammito
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    GO STEP ON LEGO!!
    Nothing personal :)
    
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17. zammito
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    IMPOSSIBLE doesnt mean you cant,
    it means IM POSSIBLE
    
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18. zammito
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    IMPOSSIBLE doesnt mean you cant,
    it means IM POSSIBLE
    
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19. zammito
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Everybody Has A Miss Trunchbull
    And A Miss Honey In There Life...
    
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20. zammito
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 2:39am UTC
    Im Rediculuosly, Splendiferously, Stupendisly, Excellentls, Magnificiently, Supercalifragalisticly, Awesomely, ok why do you ask??
    
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