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  1. purplelove4x4 purplelove4x4
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 7:48pm UTC
    me- do you want a kiss?
    guy friend- what?!
    me- do you want a kiss?
    guy friend- uhh... sure
    me- kay, here ya go *hands guy friend hershey kiss*
    guy friend- are you serious?
    me- yeah, why what did you expect?
    guy friend- wow. dammit.
    true story (: omg people. try this with your guy friends. its frickin hilarious.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 2:54pm UTC
    DON'T STEAL.
    the government doesnt like
    COMPETITION.

  4. sOftbAllgUrl88 sOftbAllgUrl88
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 11:04am UTC
    My name is Chris
    I am three,
    My eyes are swollen
    I cannot see,
    I must be stupid
    I must be bad,What else could have made
    My daddy so mad?
    I wish I were better
    I wish I weren't ugly,
    Then maybe my mommy
    Would still want to hug me.
    I can't do a wrong
    I can't speak at all
    Or else im locked up
    All day long.
    When im awake im all alone
    The house is dark
    My folks aren't home
    When my mommy does come home
    I'll try and be nice,
    So maybe i'll just get
    One whipping tonight.
    I just heard a car
    My daddy is back
    From Charlie's bar.
    I hear him curse
    My name is called
    I press myself
    Against the wall
    I try to hide
    From his evil eyes
    I'm so afraid now
    I'm starting to cry
    He finds me weeping
    Calls me ugly words,
    He says its my fault
    He suffers at work.
    He slaps and hits me
    And yells at me more,
    I finally get free
    And run to the door
    He's already locked it
    And i start to bawl,
    He takes me and throws me
    Against the hard wall
    I fall to the floor
    With my bones nearly broken,
    And my daddy continues
    With more bad words spoken,
    "I'm sorry!", I scream
    But its now much to late
    His face has been twisted
    Into a unimaginable shape
    The hurt and the pain
    Again and again
    O please God, have mercy!
    O please let it end!
    And he finally stops
    And heads for the door
    While i lay there motionless
    Brawled on the floor
    My name is chris
    I am three,
    Tonight my daddy
    (*(Murdered me)*)
    this is on of the saddest things i've ever read =*(

  5. spongebobbabex0 spongebobbabex0
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 12:44pm UTC
    This is a true story:
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endure
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly cries
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    "Please God, why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    And the poor child was beaten
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    "You deserve to die
    You worthless piece of s***!"
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    Then quickly barged in
    Everything quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the little girl
    Lying dead on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    fav this if your against child abuse

  6. rockgurl425 rockgurl425
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 12:27pm UTC
    Abortion
    6 weeks old today mommy
    A birthday gift for me
    A pair of big blue eyes
    Through one day I will see
    Where are we mommy
    With rain splashing down
    When it hits the sidewalk
    It makes a funny sound
    Bang through the big white doors
    People dressed in green
    If they hurt you mommy
    Just run away and scream
    Help me mommy
    They’re tearing me apart
    There goes my big blue eyes
    There goes my little heart
    I love you mommy believe me I do
    But the worst thing is
    I thought you loved me too

  7. xmaryyx xmaryyx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. minim89 minim89
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2009 5:55pm UTC
    it's not officially summer
    [until you forget what day of the week it is]
    credit to CANDiELANDx3 just changed colors a bit =]

  9. angiie_owns_y0uhx3 angiie_owns_y0uhx3
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2009 9:42pm UTC
    You got enemies ? *
    Good, that means you've stood up for something in your life.
    -Eminem
    * color credit <3

  10. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 8:35am UTC
    "Here's to the kids
    whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person
    who will never be there for them. Here's to the kids whose
    idea of a good night is sitting on the [hood of a car], watching
    the stars … Here's to the kids who hum "A Little Less 16
    Candles A Little More Touch Me" when they're
    stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night.
    Here's to the kids who have ever had a
    [broken heart]; from someone who didn't
    even know they existed … Here's to the kids who
    will never have 100% confidence in anything they do,
    and to the kids who are okay with that. Here's to the kids."
    -PETE WENTZ(:

  11. gueeesswho gueeesswho
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2009 1:17am UTC
    girls, let's be honest.
    no boy is going to have his mind around you 24/7, but
    that doesn't mean he's cheating on you. no boy is ever
    gonna stay as 'prince-charming' forever. he didn't mean
    to break your heart - it just didn't work out; he didn't
    want to lie anymore & he didn't want to hurt you any longer.
    &sometimes the
    hardest thing to do would be the best thing to do.

  12. xdanielle3 xdanielle3
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2009 7:49pm UTC
    ÏIVE GOT A LOCK ON MY HEART
    BUT BOY YOU DONT KNOW MY COMBO
    fav and comment if u like!

  13. basketballfriendslove12 basketballfriendslove12
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2009 5:07pm UTC
    &+ now she's failing that subject she used to always ace.
    she walks the halls with a fake smile plastered to her face.
    she can't sleep at night, to busy thinking about her life.
    now all she's got left is ( her ipod and that knife )
    she cries herself to sleep cause they've barely even spoken,
    all becasue of a young boy that left her, shattered and
    b r o k e n
    1/2 mine.
    the words are but the
    fade isnt <3 .

  14. xosportgurl13ox xosportgurl13ox
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    ♥ & I guess ♥
    that shooting star was only a firefly
    I missed one of my birthday candles
    it was 11:12 before I opened my eyes
    that winning wish bone was only a dud
    my fingers weren't crossed tight enough
    my penny must have missed the fountain
    I dropped the eyelash before I could wish
    & that 4-leaf clover was only a 3-leaf with a rip;;
    [ because you still aren't mine. ]
    credit to rnsoccerbug
    thought it was a cute qoute...
    made it pretty : )

  15. trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 8:25pm UTC
    in my seventeen magazine...
    it says that boys think about the girls
    they love the most while they are
    sitting in class. if thats true then
    forget summer! we need more classes
    and yes it really did say this.

  16. LoveYouSoMuch LoveYouSoMuch
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 8:52am UTC
    Girl: i really like him
    Friend: omg you do?
    Girl: Yeah
    Friend: Why??
    Girl: Are you Serious?? Have you seen him Smile??
    Friend: You should tell him, he likes you too!
    Girl: He does? How would you no
    HIM: Because i know your friends password.

  17. Audrey_oxoxo_x3 Audrey_oxoxo_x3
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    He looked at her, and said..
    "i bet you 20 dollars i can kiss you without using my lips."
    she laughed and said "bets on!"
    he bent down and kissed her lips and said,
    " i guess i lost."
    i found it on a pick up lines
    website. lmao. idk XD

  18. PHENOMENTAL PHENOMENTAL
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2009 7:42pm UTC
    We All Have Those Friends.(:

  19. oh_hot_damnn oh_hot_damnn
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2009 6:59pm UTC
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  20. HeyyxItsxHollie HeyyxItsxHollie
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2009 8:33pm UTC
    me and you are like...
    Lilo and Stitch ;;
    Abercrombie and Fitch ;;
    mac and cheese ;;
    thank you and please ;;
    bees and honey ;;
    Easter and bunnies ;;
    sleeping and dreams ;;
    cookies and cream ;;
    scones and jam ;;
    green eggs and ham ;;
    selena and demi ;;
    Linguini and Remy ;;
    PB & J
    I'll never go away
    I'm here to stay
    No matter what you say
    you and me are best friends forever
    we'll always stick together
    and never say never
    forever and ever
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    noo credit...not sure where its from tho...i just did the fonts and colors and edited a lil bit

:)

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