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May 24, 2012 11:14am UTC

I'm getting stronger
I'm hurt no longer

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May 17, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Facts I have learned from the movies:
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◆In the movies,if a woman is alone and hears a noise,she will go and check it out in her most revealing underwear◆In the movies,the ventilation system of any building is the perfecthiding place.No one will ever think of looking for u in there.◆In the movies,a man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating,but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.◆In the movies,all the grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread◆In the movies,the Eiffel Tour can be seen from any window in Paris◆In the movies,all police investigators find it necessary to visit a strip club at least once.◆If you are being chased trough town in the movies you can usually take cover in a passing St.Partick's Day parade,any time of the year.

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May 17, 2012 12:41pm UTC

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May 17, 2012 12:35pm UTC

Epic student is epic
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.The instructions were:The short story had to contain the following threethings:(1)Religion(2)Sexuality
(3)MysteryBelow is the only A+ short story in the entire class."Good God,I'm pregnant;I wonder who did it"
It has all three,right? LMFAO

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May 17, 2012 12:28pm UTC

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May 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC

I can melt ice with my mind...
It only takes a few minutes :)

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May 17, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Friend: Can you do something for me?
Me: Challenge considered
Friend: I'll pay you...
Me: Challenge accepted!

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May 16, 2012 1:48pm UTC

I bought a dog once
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Named him 'Stay'
'Come here, Stay!'
He 's insane now

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May 1, 2012 10:18am UTC

scumbag radio stations:
let me ruin your favourite song by playing it fifteen times a day,seven days a week. -_-

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