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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 3:44pm UTC
    if you’re sad, hug a tree. lay with the grass. talk to the moon. let the sun warm your skin. feel the dirt beneath your feet. appreciate the color of the sky, the smell of the flowers. make love to the earth.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 12:10am UTC

    
    I walk a lonely road,
    the only one that I have ever known.
    Don't know where it goes,
    but it's home to me,
    and I walk alone.

  3. TiffanyLove TiffanyLove
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
    At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
    At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
    At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
    At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
    At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
    At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
    At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
    At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
    At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
    At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
    At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
    At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
    At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
    & one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
    If you love your dad, favorite.

  4. emosexy emosexy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
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    1) press the fave button
    2) highlight the numbers
    3) press Ctrl and f
    4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

  5. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    -Suicide
    -Miscarriages
    -Prostitution
    -Drugs
    -Alcohol
    -Killing chickens
    Just a few things Ed Sheeran writes songs about

  6. Baseballisme Baseballisme happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Dear Steve,
    Could you make Witty yellow tomorrow?
    Sincerely,
    The entire Witty population

  7. joshkarder17 joshkarder17
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Honestly...
    I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

  8. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    R . I . P. N E I L A R M S T R O N G
    1 9 3 0 - 2 0 1 2
    T H E F I R S T M A N O N T H E M O O N
    T H A N K Y O U F O R B E I N G O U T O F T H I S W O R L D

  9. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:13am UTC
    Harry Potter,Unicorns,and Spongebob have all been added to the big white van.
    nmf

  10. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    seeing all these quotes that say,
    "<3 if you miss these shows from Disney Channel, Nickolodeon, Cartoon Network "
    and I'm like,
    I wasn't allowed to watch anything but PBS Kids until I was 11 soo...
    Here's to the kids who watched:
    Clifford the Big Red Dog
    Cayou
    Dragon Tales
    CyberChase
    Word Girl

  11. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:41am UTC
    Who thinks jake_from_state_farm should get in my van?
    :)
    Format by twilightgirl995

  12. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    The big white van now has wifi and Tom Daley. (:

  13. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    I think witty profiles
    should buy a country
    so all of us can relocate there permanently. It'll have nation-wide free wireless internet.
    We can live in houses according to quote categories and we'll stalk the good looking people on facebook from an awkward distance.
    The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella.
    And we'll all have a gazillion cats who dance.
    Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob.
    Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation.
    At wittyland, we'll embrace each others' awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated.
    And we'll all be forever alone,
    together.

  14. k4sper k4sper
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    I write quotes to express, not to impress.

  15. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    Imma try and follow 8,000 people by my birthday
    which Is in September 24th.
    Don't think I can do it?
    If you check my profile you'll see that Im already
    Following 3,000 people. YEAH I think I can do it!

  16. luv2sing4eva luv2sing4eva
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Hey Guys,
    I'm following 0 people right now and
    im making it my goal to follow as many people as i can in the next hour!
    comment or fave and ill follow you! hurry! Theres no time to waste!

  17. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:34am UTC
    “Questions are places in your mind where answers fit. If you haven’t asked the question, the answer has nowhere to go. It hits your mind and bounces right off. You have to ask the question – you have to want to know – in order to open up the space for the answer to fit.” – Clayton Christensen on learning (paraphrased)

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    I'M GONNA PICK UP THE PIECES
    AND BUILD A LEGO HOUSE
    IF THINGS GO WRONG
    WE CAN KNOCK IT DOWN
    (OneDirection)

  19. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC
    Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
    Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
    I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
    Please help!

  20. pez_candy44 pez_candy44
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    I want to do a survey.
    Fave if you support Gay Marriage
    Comment if you don't, and why.

:)

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