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1. your_mom_
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2013 8:20pm UTC
   && Am I The
   Only One Who
   Really Wants To
   Do A
   Harlem Shake Video
   
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2. your_mom_
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2013 8:29pm UTC
   ♚
   KEEP
   CALM
   AND
   STAY
   TRILL
   
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3. your_mom_
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2013 7:58pm UTC
   Write Quotes To Express,
   Not To Impress.
   
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4. your_mom_
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2012 10:28pm UTC
   Since The World's
   Supposed to 'END'
   I Decided to Drink A Beer.
   
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5. your_mom_
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   Teacher: You need to come to Tutorials, you need the extra practice.
   Me: Im sorry I forgot!!
   Teacher: You forgot last time and this time.
   Me: Okay Ill come next time.
   Teacher: *Walks Away*
   Me: AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
   
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6. your_mom_
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2012 8:47pm UTC
   Plot Twist:
   The World actually does end on the 21st.
   
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7. your_mom_
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 8:21pm UTC
   " Long Hair Don't Care !! "
   Um.. More Like
   " Fake Weave Don't Believe !! "
   
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8. your_mom_
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2012 11:05pm UTC
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9. your_mom_
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 9:21pm UTC
   Guys: I got the new black ops game !
   Girls: I got the new 1D album !
   
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10. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Im not over exagerating when I say this; but I havent seen my crush in 4 months. Do you know how hard it is to not see your crush in 4 months; not being able to see their smile, and your favorite things about them that makes you get butterflies. I cant stand this anymore.
    
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11. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Today a guy said my hair looked nice, it may not seem
    Like much but he still made my day .
    ♥.
    
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12. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    I Really Miss You . <|3
    
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13. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    It's My Friends 13th Birthday Today, Please Wish Her A Happy Birthday: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/Thatchikk99/comments
    
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14. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Who ever said nothing is faster than the speed of light, obviously hasn't seen how fast I switch tabs on my computer when my parents walk in.
    
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15. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    B*tches sayin' sh*t;
    But they ain't sayin' nothin'
    -Nicki Minaj
    
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16. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    There's only five words for one direction,
    amaZAYN
    fabuLOUIS
    briLIAM
    phenomiNIALL
    &
    extrodinHARRY. <3
    
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17. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Society is funny, they say be yourself and then judge you.
    
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18. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    If you watch the Titanic
    backwards it's about a magical
    boat that saves people.(:
    DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©
    
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19. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Mom: " Well, if you got off the internet and did you homework"
    Me: MOM....
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STOP PROCRASTINATING.
    
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20. your_mom_
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    I hate you so
    much that
    sometimes I
    watch CSI just
    to get pointers on
    how to kill you
    without actually
    getting caught...
    
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