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elizabethhh
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Fav this and I will
write a name on your
profile that sounds good with yours!
Please, I promise I'll do them all! I'm so bored

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 2:10pm UTC

>>Sleep is so cute when it tries
to compete with the internet.<<

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 2:00pm UTC

If it means marrying you
with a ring pop instead of a diamond, I'd do it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 5:16pm UTC

when i turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do something
I'll just be like "Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf."

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Dessigirl
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:10pm UTC

Boy: Ur really hot wana go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: and I have a math test tomorrow
Girl: What does that have to do with anything?
Boy: ....I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on...

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Girls who;; #26
Kiss us back.
Nothing hurts us guys more than rejection
♥
nmf

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Why test on animals when theres a prison full of pedophiles?

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CaliGirlSwag
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Did you eat yet?
Did you eat yet?
Are you copying me?
Are you copying me?
I love you!
Yeah, I ate.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:31pm UTC

"Have you volunteered to cook?"
*Harry and Louis raise hand*
Niall: "I've volunteered to eat."

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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LetYourLightShine
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 1:13am UTC

We have been friends scence kindergarden..
IN 5TH GRADE HE ASKED ME TO THIS DANCE BECUASE OF ALL OF OUR STUDYING.
Today,
He asked me to prom.

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 10:37am UTC

HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
1. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
2. In the memo of all your check, write "For Marijuana"
3. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
4. Specify that your Drive-through order is 'To Go'
5. Sing along at the Opera
6. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
7. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
8. When leaving a zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS

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