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babyBrii
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February 15, 2011 8:52pm UTC

Have you ever seen such a beautiful night?
I can almost kiss the stars for shinning so bright

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PeaceOutt__
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February 11, 2011 3:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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neeks_x3
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February 12, 2011 1:29pm UTC

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests.
-tfln. <3

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brunette
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February 12, 2011 4:16pm UTC

paranoid
because that spider---that creepy one you saw five minutes ago
yeah, it's not there anymore.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 6:38pm UTC

Dear Hand Sanitizer,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, the 0.1% germ

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lalalaLexiie
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 8:55pm UTC

Justin: Knock knock.
Esperanza: Who's there?
Justin: Esperanza Spalding.
Esperanza: Esperanza Spalding who?
Justin: Exactly.

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mshaw334
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February 11, 2011 6:57pm UTC

that awkward moment.
when a bunch of guys are standing in front of your locker, and you have to get something.

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xoxoNickyxoxo82
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February 12, 2011 7:13pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
WHEN TWO PEDOPHILES TALK TO EACHOTHER ON FACEBOOK PRETENDING TO BE KIDS, AND MEET UP SOMEWHERE.

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LittleMonstah
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February 12, 2011 4:59pm UTC

And Who Else
--> wants a gay best friend
So he can tell you that you
look fabulous.

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live_like_a_dream
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 1:26pm UTC

Fave this if you can see:
[ Phineas & Ferb ]
_____<"/_____ c"|_____
credit to live_like_a_dream

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 2:01pm UTC

Today, the little boy next to me
On the airplane wouldn't stop staring out the
window. I asked him what he was looking for and he responded. "im liooking for my mom, but i can't find her. I thought this is where heaven is?"
nottmyformat

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emzzyluvjm
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 2:24pm UTC

sitting in the cinema ready to watch a movie then
BOOM
HUMAN GIRAFFE SITS INFRONT OF YOU
format credit: thebeautifulunkown

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ohhshanappp
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February 13, 2011 11:04pm UTC

If me and my girlfriend were in a fight,
and it got to the point where she was crying, I would shut up and hold her.
- J U S T I N B I E B E R

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oXHuntressXo
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 4:19pm UTC

Those memories that you randomly remember
& then can't stop smiling.

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annawashere
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 2:07pm UTC

"Why do you like him so much?"
Well, there's his eyes, his smile, the way he says my name, his sense of humor,
his positive attitude, his personality, the way he walks like he's the king of the world,
the way he's so laid back, how just seeing him makes my day.
but that seems too obsessive, soo i'm just going to say
"no idea."

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CuteKels
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 9:05pm UTC

I wish there was a
Build-a-Boyfriend

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 6:54pm UTC

& I Wonder What
goes through your mind when you hear my name.♥

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cherrypink
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 3:00pm UTC

I BLAME MOVIES
for my high expectations of relationships

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xomiissyyxo
posted a quote
February 16, 2011 9:32pm UTC

I love you more than
Spongebob loves Jellyfishing
Sandy loves Karate
Mr. Krabs loves money
&
Squidward loves his clarinet.
Baby,
I need you like Planton needs the
Krabby Paddy Secret Formula

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lOViNGYOU
posted a quote
February 16, 2011 6:57pm UTC

If you ever like two guys,
always go for the second ;
because if you really liked the first guy,
you would have never started liking the second
♥

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