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Location: NJ

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:49pm UTC

never trust anyone that says
"I'm not supposed to tell anyone but..."NMQ

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 11:01am UTC

What if...
oxygen was actually poisonous and took about 80 years to kill you?

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 2:07pm UTC

Calling your phone on your friend's phone
just to hear your voicemail and make sure you don't sound weird ♥

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 12:50pm UTC

That moment of fame
when ... you see your initials
on someone's license plate

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
February 25, 2011 3:36pm UTC

Today, I typed in the word "ninja" into my computer's dictionary. It said, "Ninja' can not be found" Well played, ninjas. Well played♥
not my format.
-fb

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julezxbaby26
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February 13, 2011 8:06am UTC

>>LAST WEEK, my school had a fire drill,
I was standing outside with the one of the most popular football players, when a Down Syndrome girl came up to him and wanted to hold his hand because she was scared.
Happily, he held her hand in front of all his friends back to class.<<
{His soft side in front of his boys} ♥
Gives me Hope
_______________________________________________________

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julezxbaby26
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February 11, 2011 2:02pm UTC

A 13 year old girl was dying of a rare blood disease.
I She needed a blood transfusion and her 5 year old sister was a match. The doctors told the little girl and she said it was okay. When they were finished taking her blood she looked up in astonishment and said, "Wait! you forgot the rest of it!"
She thought she had to give ALL her blood
normyformat(:

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 2:01pm UTC

Today, the little boy next to me
On the airplane wouldn't stop staring out the
window. I asked him what he was looking for and he responded. "im liooking for my mom, but i can't find her. I thought this is where heaven is?"
nottmyformat

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 2:00pm UTC

.
My cousin goes to kindergatern, .
And there is a boy there who is blind.
She didn't understand what this meant,
So I explained
The next day when I went with my aunt to pick her up,
I found her sitting across the boy with her
Eyes closed
Describing what trees looked like
The boy was grinning from ear to ear
♥______________________♥
(not my format)

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 1:59pm UTC

I was talking to a little girl
who was in line for a
Bouncy castle when she asked who i was texting
i said my boyfriend
a dead serious look came on her face
and she said
"Boys are like spiders.
Creepy and gross. At least you can squish a spider. Not a boy though.
I've tried."
----------------------- ♥ ---------
Kidsgivemehope, not my format

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 11:31am UTC

Today, at Walmart, I saw a little kid begging his dad for change,
[his dad gave him four quaters]
the kid then quickly walked past
the gumball machines and placed each quater, one at a time,
into a donation jar that said
"Buy a starving child a meal this holiday season."
Little Kids Give Me Hope
[not my format]
its only under funny to get noticed

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 6:28pm UTC

So today i was in a coffee shop
and two • gay guys • walked in
* holding hands
» as you would expect lots of heads turned«
[as they walked past everyone. . .head held high]
This one girl turned to her mother and asked why two guys were holding hands
her response;
"BECAUSE THERE IN LOVE"
{♥}
Not my format.

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:37am UTC

don't you just hate it when;
when you buy
>a pie from pirates and realize its a bomb
& have till sunset to live

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 8:21am UTC

that mini heart attack when
your foot slides down a step
♥
~notmahformat
-facebook

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