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  1. LivviiBearr LivviiBearr
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 1:09am UTC
    Beauty isnt about a pretty face. Its about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, && a pretty soul.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 1:11am UTC
    Wake me up when September ends

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Priest: And we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of
    Priest: She committed suicide.
    Priest: If only she had gotten 500 favourites on Witty.
    Priest: She said if she got 500 favourites on Witty she wouldn't do it.
    Priest: So long, Bree.

  4. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 8:46am UTC
    Liam: "Why didn't the chicken cross the road?"
    Niall: "Because I ate it."
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I feel like
    I bother people
    just by being alive...

  6. Chloeeee Chloeeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:30am UTC
    • • • • • •
    that look you give friends when
    someone attractive walks in the room.
    • • • • • •

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    I have a hopeless crush
    on someone I have no chance with...

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:15am UTC
    an apple a day
    keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

  9. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Suicide.
    Why is it that the word itself grabs
    your attention immediately, but
    the actions leading up to it
    go completely unnoticed?

  10. cinna cinna
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    & who else LOVES One Direction?

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Yelling "Stay!" at a non- living
    object that keeps falling over

  12. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Girl: I'm depressed.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: I cut myself.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: I want to die.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: Commits suicide.
    Society: I wish we could have helped her
    before it was too late.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Nowadays
    "cool" means "i really don't care"
    "sick" means "awesome"
    and "i love you" doesn't mean anything.
    all my quote:) -jimmy365
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    "Quick, everyone act natural!"
    *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    A girl's laughter
    is much more cheerful than a boy's.
    But a boy's cry
    is a lot more meaningful than a girl's.

  16. xotristy12xo xotristy12xo
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    my parents: you're beautiful honey
    old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
    boys: ew what is that creature

  17. AmberMariexo AmberMariexo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:07am UTC
    Every girl has five personalities;
    1. How she acts at school.
    2. How she acts around her friends.
    3. How she acts around her family.
    4. How she acts when she's with him.
    5. How she acts when she's alone.

  18. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  19. kodikayy14 kodikayy14
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    I wish having a
    Boyfriend
    was like Volleyball,
    You call mine and,
    Everyone else backs off.♥
    Not my format

  20. rachellllx23 rachellllx23
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    There’s plenty of fish in the sea
    ------------♥-----------♥------------♥------------
    I just suck at fishing

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