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  1. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    When you
    fall for
    someone's
    personality
    everything
    about them
    becomes
    beautiful.

  2. Ggkgriff Ggkgriff
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    I Just Had The Biggest Scare of MY LIFE!
    My 13 year old dog is sick and we took him to the vet today. My parents both thought they would have to put him down. He only has lime diesease witch can be healed. Please pray for Shadow. He is my best friend and I love him
    1 fav = 1 prayer.
    Love You if you read this <3
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. AustinH AustinH happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    Doing the "I'm thinking really hard" face
    when the teacher looks at you.

  4. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 4:09pm UTC
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    This is my dinosaur, he's hungry. Wanna feed him?
    He eats Faves

  5. xoxo_lovegivesmehope xoxo_lovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    My boyfriend was eager
    to meet my mom, despite my various protests. I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she's buried, expecting him to completley freak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello, and talked with her for an hour about how lucky he was to
    have me.

  6. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    This is just a survey..
    me and my friends were having a shorts v.s. skirts arguement. So
    PLEASE help us out. Click the <3 if you prefer shorts or comment if
    you prefer skirts. This is NOT for faves. I promise you. I just want to
    know you girls prefer wearing shorts or skirts.
    xxAlwaysSmilexx was one of my friends that i was arguing with xD

  7. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Attention Wittians:
    i need your help!
    I have an idea called
    "The What Makes You Beautiful Challenge."
    just follow the steps below:
    1. comment one of your insecurities on this quote.
    2. click on the profile of the wittian who commented below you.
    3. comment on their profile one (or more) thing that makes them beautiful.
    That's all! It will only take a moment of your time, and you'll be able to make someone's day and recieve a compliment from a random stranger on your profile(: I'll do step three for the first person who comments.
    Thank you so much!
    Ready.. Set.. Go!

  8. Laughlivesing099 Laughlivesing099
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Who else thinks witty should have a new category just for One Direction<3 quotes?

  9. arii321 arii321
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    >>And who else wishes
    they went to a school like PCA.<3
    fave for a seriess

  10. soccerbabe1322 soccerbabe1322
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    "If your thighs don't jiggle then go see a doctor."
    -Miley Cyrus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Who remembers Kidz Bop,
    and how badly they ruined every song ?

  13. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    no one finds me attractive
    so i eat whatever i want.

  14. jayciecutie_01 jayciecutie_01
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    We should get our first period at 20
    Problems that would solve:
    Dealing with this at our age
    Teen Pregnacny
    We don't have to deal with cramps until like 10 years
    We get our period less times in our life
    We don't need to worry about it until we are older
    No awkward moments at school

  15. MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    The person below me is stupid.
    ✉ 50 comments
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
    share: facebook / stumbleupon / tumblr
    get code
    report
    The person above me is stupid
    double quote format by Breeze

  16. bagelgirl bagelgirl
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    Hi Witty Sisters,
    I'm not doing this for faves, but my family just got back from the vet and the doctor said that my cat has down syndrome. She needs your prayers.
    1 fave=1 hug
    Thank you.
    God Bless.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. soccerbabe1322 soccerbabe1322
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    My parents think my friends are a bad influence,but honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

  19. soccerbabe1322 soccerbabe1322
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    When they bleep curse words out of a song I try and figure out which word they used.

  20. soccerbabe1322 soccerbabe1322
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    fave if you think
    cheering is a sport
    comment if you don't

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