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posted a quote
October 15, 2011 1:04pm UTC

Teacher: Wheres your homework?
student:
I would answer that but what if...
A satellite crashed through my roof?
My dog ate it?
2012 comes soon?
my bed falls through time and space?
Questions eat people?
The zombie apocalypse starts?
Text changes?
Friends become enemies?
The world stopped?
Monsters came out of my closet?
Pendulums killed the guy?
Frankenstein and Lady Frankenstein got married?
Lions mated?
Witty deleted all of my quotes?
Stardoll crashes?
My charger burns?
My nailpolish peels?
I used cracked nailpolish?
My shoe needs a shine?
My cupboard eats whats inside?
My fried chicken dances?
My grandma dies?
Potatoes rule the world?
Carrots wear shades?
shade ate trees?
NigaHiga stops making videos?
Facebook unites with Google?
Steve Jobs revived? (R.I.P :'c)
Killer flowers pollinated bees?
McDonalds quits?
Factories stop?
Animal Cruelty stops?
My life stops?
Your life stops?
The stars stop?
The other planets stop?
The universe stops?
Teacher: STOP!
you didn't do it, did you?
...no.

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posted a quote
October 10, 2011 11:44am UTC

What are YOU ganna be for Halloween? :D
comment you costume ^-^
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posted a quote
October 7, 2011 3:24pm UTC

What to do when guys be sexist?
MAN: Honey! Go into the kitchen and make me a sandwhich!
WOMAN: Oh im sorry! You must've mistaken me for the maid we dont have!
>:D
♥
notmin

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posted a quote
October 6, 2011 7:19pm UTC

I love the smell of upsexy.
what the f*ck is upsexy?
not much, you? ;]
<3

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posted a quote
October 2, 2011 6:13pm UTC

That FeeIing When
You start to hate someone
and everything they do annoys you
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posted a quote
October 2, 2011 5:39pm UTC

Nice Guys Finish Last That's.. Why I'll treat you like trash its.. not what I really wanna do but... you only date bad guys so I'll give it my best try to treat you the way you want me to..
xD
-Nigahiga
p.s. girls, im a girl too so dont take this to offence

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posted a quote
October 2, 2011 5:09pm UTC

I spilled table all over my liquids!
-Nigahiga

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posted a quote
September 26, 2011 6:15pm UTC

I l o o k e d u p a t t h e
s k y . . .
And started matching every star with one reason why I love you..
It was going great,
till i ran out of stars.
♥

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posted a quote
September 26, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Remember When,
Groups of two were assigned in pe class
So you
shoved a ny person walking by in between you and your best friend? :3
♥

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posted a quote
September 26, 2011 5:56pm UTC

Criss-Cross Apple Sauce
♥

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posted a quote
August 30, 2011 11:06pm UTC

that awkward moment when
your at a store
and you ask for help
but the person you asked
doesn't work there.
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posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:59pm UTC

That Akward Moment When
your dayd r eaming in someones
direction
and they think your staring at them.
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posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:44pm UTC

That Awkward Moment when.
a duck walks up to a
lemonade stand
and asks for grapes.
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posted a quote
August 30, 2011 7:48pm UTC

Bob the builder,
can he build it?
Bob the builder,
Yes he can!
♥♥♥♥
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posted a quote
August 30, 2011 7:38pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you feel something crawl up your leg and you spazz out in front of people.
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posted a quote
August 30, 2011 7:28pm UTC

That awkward moment when you try to get on the elevator
but the doors are closing
and the person inside
makes eye contact with you.
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posted a quote
August 30, 2011 7:22pm UTC

That awkward moment when you
find hair in your food.
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posted a quote
August 30, 2011 7:11pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you see a third grader
with
a better phone than you.
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posted a quote
August 30, 2011 12:11pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
Take your damn meds and stop getting beiber fevers or one direction infections!
♥
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posted a quote
August 30, 2011 11:38am UTC

That Akward Moment When
you type your password,
as your username,
and someone see's it.
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