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1. xxxapplearcherxxx
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   July 18, 2012 1:48pm UTC
   WHAT IF I TOLD YOUYOU COULD PLAY FB GAMES WITHOUT INVITING ALL YOUR FRIENDS What if...
   
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2. xxxapplearcherxxx
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   July 18, 2012 1:40pm UTC
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   Fake it... so he'll buy you stuff! HONESTY the best policy
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3. xxxapplearcherxxx
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   July 18, 2012 1:21pm UTC
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   Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging from an ugly picture.So true lol
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4. xxxapplearcherxxx
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   July 18, 2012 1:16pm UTC
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5. xxxapplearcherxxx
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   July 17, 2012 7:30pm UTC
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   Progress is made by lazy menlooking for easier ways to do things''Robert A.HeinleinI've made lots Of progress
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6. xxxapplearcherxxx
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   July 17, 2012 7:03pm UTC
   THINGS TO EAT AND DRINK IN PUBLIC:gatorade in a windex bottle water in a vodka bottlegrape juice in a meths bottle vanilla pudding in a mayo jarHOW TO LOOK CRAZY IN PUBLIC
   
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7. xxxapplearcherxxx
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   July 16, 2012 11:00am UTC
   Old SayingThink, before you speak New Saying Google,before you postWISE WORDS
   
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8. xxxapplearcherxxx
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   July 16, 2012 10:28am UTC
   HARDEST JOB EVER:WORKING IN A BUBBLEWRAP FACTORY.IMAGINE THE SELF CONTROL NEEDED...
   
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9. xxxapplearcherxxx
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   July 6, 2012 1:01pm UTC
   Reasons It's Good To Be Man
   1.Your last name stays put.
   2.The garage is all yours
   3.Wrinkles add character
   4.You can be president
   5.Chocolate is just another snack.
   6.Wedding dress $2000;
   Tux rental $100.
   7.You never have to drive
   8.One mood
   ALL THE TIME.
   7.You never have to drive to another restroom because this ones to icky
   8.One mood......
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10. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 4, 2012 2:42pm UTC
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    Hello.I'm the happiness fairy I've sprinkled happy dust on you.Now smile dangit!this dust i expensive!
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11. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 4, 2012 2:04pm UTC
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    The grass is filled with snow,as i go. i just walk with no one to talk.i go back to my house and i see a mouse.It is carrying cheese and that is what i see.
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12. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 3, 2012 11:36pm UTC
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    girl:So i went to the mall and...wait a second are even listening?boy:...girl:Hello!?!boy:... girl:Can I tape your phone to my forehead so I can pretend your listening?
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13. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 3, 2012 11:05pm UTC
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    you are beautiful in every single way don't let anyone let you down
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14. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 3, 2012 10:39pm UTC
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    WOMAN'S LANGUAGE YES=NONO=YES MAYBE=NO WE NEED=I WANTI'M SORRY=YOU'LL BE SORRYWE NEED TO TALK= YOU'RE IN TROUBLEGO AHEAD=YOU BETTER NOTDO WHAT YOU WANT=YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS LATERI'M NOT UPSET=OF COURSE I AM YOU MORON!
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15. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 3, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    LIKING YOUR OWN FACEBOOK STATUS IS LIKE GIVING YOURSELF A HI-FIVE VERY TRUE
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16. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 3, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND. BUT MY WIFE HATES HER!
    
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17. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 2, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    I DON'T UNDERSTAND THOE COUPLES THAT AD A MINUTE LATER CHANGE THEIR FACEBOOK STATUS TO ''SINGLE''. I FIGHT WITH MY PARENTS BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME CHANGE MY STATUS TO ''ORPHAN''.
    
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18. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 2, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Dear human,you get mad at me if I wake you,you get mad at me if I don't.
    sincerely,
    confused alarm clock.
    
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19. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 2, 2012 11:13am UTC
    Papa's Pool Rules:
    You are NOT allowed to do ANYTHING that begins with the words
    Hey Y'all...
    watch this!
    
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20. xxxapplearcherxxx
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    July 1, 2012 11:33pm UTC
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    boy:Hi.
    girl:What?
    boy:How are you?
    girl:Do I know you?
    boy:I'm rich.
    girl:Hi I am Nani I'm 20, nice to meet you!
    boy:No no, Rich is my name.
    girl:Sorry I don't talk to boys.
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