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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 1:13pm UTC
Other people:
When I'm bored nobody texts me. When I'm busy I'm the most popular person on the planet
Me:
When I'm bored nobody texts me. When Im busy nobody texts me. Ohh wait, Im never busy.

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:56pm UTC
When someone only likes your picture because your wearing a bikini.....and you dont know whether to feel good or bad about it
♥
Cookiedoughformats

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:33pm UTC
Dodgeba l l quote # 2
"The five D's of dodgeball: dodge,
duck, dip, dive, and dodge"

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:31pm UTC
Dodgeba l l quote #1
"If you can dodge a wrench, you
can dodge a ball!"

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:59pm UTC
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And today:
I finally held his hand for the first time, and it wasn't even what I thought it would be.His girlfriend knocked him down, and I pulled him up by giving him a hand. But the few extra seconds when he finally stood up and just looked into my eyes without letting go, was enough for me to treasure
forever. I never wanted to let go. and that little giggle we both did when we finally let go made me fall even more in love.
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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:56pm UTC
And do you know what the worst part is? He's only dating his girlfriend, my good friend because he feels sorry. I don't even know who he really likes and with one look in his eyes I think it's me.
But together we just can't be.
Format by: EvenMoreInLoveWithYou

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:53pm UTC
and you said you'd be there for me until the end of forever guess we have different ideas of what forever means...
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:37pm UTC
*Me and my friend floating on tubes in her pool*
Me: We're gonna drown here in this ocean!
*She grabs my tube*
Her: I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO!!!!
Me:
Her:
Voldemort:
Unicorns:
The pool:
Channing Tatum:
Harry Styles:
Rainbows:
Edward cullen:
Me:.....
Me: That was totally just a titanic moment
Her: Ya.
Her: This is why we're friends
[True Story Bro]

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 10:16pm UTC
I'm not saying your slutty.......... but if you were a cookie
YOU'D BE A WH*REO

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 10:13pm UTC
*Me and my friend floating on tubes in her pool*
Me: We're gonna drown here in this ocean!
*She grabs my tube*
Her: I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO!!!!
Me:
Her:
Voldemorte:
Unicorns:
The pool:
Channing Tatum:
Harry Styles:
Rainbows:
Edward cullen:
Me:.....
Me: That was totally just a titanic moment
Her: Ya.
Her: This is why we're friends
[True Story Bro]

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:51pm UTC
format by neversaynever16
The akward moment when you are talking to someone with an accent and you can't tell what they're saying..
.
It happened to me today... some greek guy got very confused when I said I was eating "yes".

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 7:27pm UTC
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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 7:18pm UTC
APPEARANCE
[x] I am shorter than 5'4".
[] I have many scars
[] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo
[] I wear glasses sometimes
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent
safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears
[x] I have freckles.
FAMILY
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I want to adopt someday
SCHOOL/WORK
[x] I'm in school
[] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my school.
EMBARRASSMENT
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.(wasnt embarrassed)
[x] I've glued my hand to something
[] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
HEALTH
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment.(well, i couldnt breathe, im fine now)
[x] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[x] I have/(had) asthma.
EXPERIENCES
[] I've gotten lost in my city
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[] I've eaten Sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
[x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
[x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
HONESTY
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES
[] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[x] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 7:12pm UTC
>>boy, your a<<
beautiful
{mistake}♥

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 6:46pm UTC
No matter how much
a guy crushes your heart and leaves you no reason to still love him, there's
something that can make it impossible to let go. You should hate him for
/// what he did to you, you should never let him cross your mind again.
You know that you ought to tell yourself "He doesn't deserve me" and that
the sight of his smile shouldn't make your heart race. But it does. You see,
///there is this thing called hope that refuses to go away. Even though you
know it's impossible, you secretly think he stills cares as much as you do.
nmq, but describes my life

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC
My hair is never perfectly straight.
That boy still hasn't asked me out on a date
I trip over my own feet and mess up my words
i'm somewhere between the "populars" and "nerds"
My bestfriend & i can talk about anything
Some days it seems we laugh about everything
There's nothing hotter than guys who play the guitar
i once made a wish on a falling star.
i try to live in the moment and have no regrets
{ i f o r g i v e e a s i l y b u t n e v e r f o r g e t }
i try to study but facebook gets in the way
i always hope tomorrow will be better than today
i'm heart broken but i don't let it show.
i've been through more than most people know.
Putting on a smile means no questions get asked
but i'm not sure how long this act can last.
Then i feel better when i remember it's true
things will get better and i'm strong enough
to make it through.
not mine, just love it

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 6:36pm UTC
b
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ifunny.
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What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies!
<-not from ifunny, just couldnt delete that. nmf

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 8:18pm UTC
Me and my friend just had an arguement about how she thinks her brother would be a prettier girl then she is and i said he wouldn't -_-

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 7:22pm UTC
I saw you<<
i wanted you
i got you i liked you I loved you
i lost you i miss you
♥

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xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 7:13pm UTC
I'm not fat, I'm just filled with too much sexy (;
nmf

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