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xxshorty10xx

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Member Since: 9 Jan 2011 04:14pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 145320

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  1. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
    Now watch some idiot
    screw it up

  2. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    THIS IS FOR YOU
    Y
    MY HEART

  3. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    A Y J
    PEACE+LOVE+HAPPINESS

  4. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    glance at me.
    laugh with me.
    talk to me.
    be with me.
    Y Y
    _____ ___
    / • • \ § § • • \
    | \___/ | () | \___/ |
    \____/ \___ _/
    \/| \/ \ / \_ \_
    /____/ \____\
    | | | |
    _/ _/ \_ \_

  5. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Classy
    but
    Wild
    Wild
    but
    Classy

  6. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    don't make me
    put my handon my
    hip!
    O
    /|>
    / \

  7. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    WARNING
    \ O
    | _[]_
    [^] ^^^^^^BCFILVBJSD ;
    JUMPING INTO TOXIC WASTE
    DOES NOT GIVE YOU
    SUPER POWERS

  8. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    IT TAKES SKILL
    O/<
    TO TRIP OVER
    FLAT SURFACES

  9. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    Well thats not |
    a good sign. |
    0
    -|- |BAD|
    /\ |

  10. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    If I were in
    Your shoes, I'd
    run a thousand
    miles jut to
    tell you...
    Y

  11. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    QK
    ninja!
    MIND BLOWN

  12. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    ≈≈≈≈
    i am an
    organic food
    eating,
    trash
    recycling,
    animal loving,
    war hating,
    kinda girl.
    ≈≈≈≈

  13. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    FUNNY QUESTIONS
    to Share with your friends
    !Why is it called a "drive through" if you
    have to stop?
    !Why is it called an alarm clocking going ""off when it
    actually turns on?
    !How come you press harder on a remote
    control when you know the battery is dead?
    !Why do the banks leave the doors wide open
    but the pens chained to the counter?
    !Where in the nursery rhyme does it say
    humpty dumpty is and egg?
    !What was the best thing before sliced bread?
    !Why is there an expiration date on
    sour cream?
    !When cheese gets its picture taken,
    what does it say?
    !Why do we say "heads up" when we
    actually duck?
    !Why isn't the number 11 pronounced
    onety one??

  14. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    zzzz!
    The more you learn, Y
    the more you know.
    The more you know,
    the more you forget.
    The more you forget,
    the less you know.
    So.. why learn.
    | |
    \_/

  15. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Only in America
    can pizza get to your house faster
    than an ambulance.
    do banks leave both doors open and
    then chain the pens to the counters.
    do they have drive-up ATM machines
    with Braille lettering.
    do people order double cheese
    burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
    do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
    in the driveway and out their
    useless junk in the garage.

  16. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    I'm not Short
    I'm
    FUN
    Sized

  17. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    I Don't Want To
    Solve Your Problems,
    I Have My Own To Solve

  18. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO
    RUN AWAY
    JUST TO SEE
    WHO WILL COME
    AFTER YOU.

  19. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    BRUNETTES
    MAKE BETTER
    PSYCHOS ;)

  20. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    I don't know where
    I stand with you.
    And I don't know
    what I mean to you.
    All I know is everytime
    I think of you,
    all I wanna do is
    be with you.
    <3

:)

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