Only in
America
can pizza get to your house
faster
than an ambulance.
do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.
do they have drive-up ATM
machines
with Braille lettering.
do people order double
cheese
burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars
in the driveway and out their
useless junk in the garage.
Only in America can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
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Jan 21, 2011 4:40pm
