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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 9:00pm UTC

So, I hear you like bad boys.
Yeah, so?
Well, I don't mean to brag, but I press the handicapped button that opens the door..
But I'm not handicapped. ;)

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:40pm UTC

G o o g l e E a r t h
allows you to explore the entire world.
But we all just look up pictures of our house. :)

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:36pm UTC

So, I hear you like bad boys.
Yeah, so?
Well, I don't mean to brag, but one time the teacher said, "Raise your hand if you know the answer."
I knew the answer
But I didn't raise my hand. ;)

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Can I use your phone to call my mom?
Yeah, just hit redial. ♥

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:15pm UTC

I'm like a fireman.
I turn the hoes on. ;)

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:12pm UTC

SCIENCE FACT:
If you took all of the veins from your body
and laid them out end to end, you would die. ♥

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:09pm UTC

I would rather die
Then live without you.
But living without you
without you. Is already like being dead. ♥

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:05pm UTC

When playing Monopoly:
7% Satisifed/Calm.
23% Wanting to flip the board.
70% Wishing the person next to you was dead.

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:02pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Dear Heart,
please stop gettin involved in everything.
Your job is to pump blood.That's it.

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Of course I'm in love with you, Darling.♥

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Statistics show that
The best time to wear a striped sweater
is all the time. ♥

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Some people collect stamps.
I collect calories. ♥

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Roses are nice,
Violets are dandy,
Hop in my van,
And I'll give you some candy. ;)
nmf

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 8:13pm UTC

In this world, we have to take chances.
Sometimes they're worth it, and sometimes they're
not. But I'm telling you that you will never know
until you try.
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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Don't tell me that inner beauty is more
important that outer:
because in the end,
Society judges you by what you look like, not
what you are like.
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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 2:29pm UTC

If you lick someone's elbow when they're not looking,
they will most likely not feel it.
Gee. Thanks.
Now I have your saliva
on my elbow.
-__-

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 12:24am UTC

• pending social life •

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 9:13pm UTC

How I eat fries when I'm with people:
I'm going to eat one at a time because that's what civilized people do and I'm a civilized person.
How I eat fries when I'm alone:
15 at a time! omnomnomnomn.

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Don't cry because it's over,
SMILE because it happened.

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xxlivexxlaughxxlovexx
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 7:42pm UTC

Whoever put "too cool to do drugs" on a pencil is an idiot...
everytime you sharpen it, it says:
"cool to do drugs",
"to do drugs",
"do drugs",
"drugs"..

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