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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Stop obsessing over 1D. Not everyone on witty
is a directioner, and not everyone is too fond of
the freaking one direction posts on every page
on every top quote. "Fave for Niall to sing!" or
"How many hugs can Harry get?" Its making me
mad. This is a place for everyone to post what
they feel, not to post your silly fan girl obsessions.
Go make a blog, or go to the the fan page, this
isnt your little place to shove 1D in peoples face.
And P.S, 1D has the voice of a dying seagull
and the harmony of nails on a black board.
Yeah, thats right, i'm telling you that there
is one direction, and thats off a cliff. Have a nice
Day. And dont try and hate one me, you 11
year old fan girls.
~(._.)~
Ciao.

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elysey
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 10:20pm UTC

Remember the days when
we waited hours just for rockhopper,
the guy on the pirate ship, to come?
I miss those days
[Club Penguin]

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tarahtnt
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Spencer: This is my girlfriend
Gibby: Hey, I'm Gibby
Spencer: She can't understand you, she's foreign
Gibby: I'm still Gibby

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softballchica79
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 2:17am UTC

Paige: Hey do you want to come to a softball game tonight?
Me: Sure sounds fun.
*drives into the park*
Paige: This is James. You two should talk. *walks away*
Me:
James:
Me:
James:
Me:...........well.....if I knew I was being set up, I probably would have worn something other than sweatpants and a t shirt.
James: Well, if I had your number, I would have told you that you were being set up
Me:
James:
Me:
James:
Me: good pick up line..............
James: Thanks.............
True Story

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 4:43pm UTC

*crushes birthday.* OMG. I'm going to say happy birthday.
happpppy birthhhday... way too much, let me change it.
Happy bday. Now it sounds like I don't care.
Happy birthhday ;). He'll think I'm a creeper.
Happy birthhday! :). Woo, perfect.
OMG he commented back. "thnxs." .....
-_-

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伤*
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:28pm UTC

The air date of one direction peformace
on the ellen show
is on July 16th 2012
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 9:27am UTC

If Harry's nipples produced milk,
He could feed all the members of One Direction
At the same time.

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Cinderella and Bell tie their hair with a ribbon.
Have you ever tried to tie your hair with a ribbon? Yeah, good f/cking luck with that.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 9:26pm UTC

99% of my socks are single,
and you don't see them crying about it.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Zayn hasn't tweeted in 7 days.
Someone should check on him in that bath,
You know, he can't swim.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 8:26pm UTC

i'm super lazy today
,which is like normal lazy but i'm also wearing a cape.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:35pm UTC

"Describe Zayn."
Harry: "He's our bad boy."
Zayn: "Why?"
Liam: "You're the only one that has a beard!"
Zayn: "I forgot to shave!"

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:30am UTC

Louis: "Harry loves to steal food off of
Peoples' plates but he is scared to
Do it to Niall."
Niall: "He should be."

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 10:19pm UTC

I don't always get asked out on a date.
but when I do, it's April 1st.

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runningislife*
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 10:30am UTC

You had me
///at your Proper///
Use of "You're"
♥
nmf/ nmq

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*trop chic*
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Next Easter
1. Get an egg
2. Get a chocolate fountain (or melt chocolate)
3. Coat the egg in chocolate so no shell is visible
4. Wrap egg in colourful aluminium foil
5. Give the wrapped egg to someone
6. Wait and watch... then run (unless you want to get puked on)

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 5:46pm UTC

Going swimming,
& Doing that swim where it feels like you're a mermaid from H2o.

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder what would happen if a famous person came into your classroom just for you?

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