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  1. XxstrawberrykiwixX XxstrawberrykiwixX
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    when you're
    so good at sarcasm and no one can tell if you're serious or not.

  2. morethanrandom morethanrandom
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    makeup
    is a harmful drug.
    once you start using it, you feel ugly without.

  3. Stevie_Rae_2012 Stevie_Rae_2012
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 12:21am UTC
    A guy & a girl can be just
    friends
    B u t a o n e p o i n t o r a n o t h e r ,
    they will fall for each other
    Maybe temporally...
    Maybe at the wrong time
    maybe too late
    Or maybe forever.

    not my format

  4. ForeverFoolish__ ForeverFoolish__
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    Theres always that one person ;
    that can make you smile, even when you're at your lowest.♥

  5. Bpavlovitch1 Bpavlovitch1
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    He just told me
    He likes me
    how will i sleep tonight ?

  6. xtaylaa xtaylaa
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    I would call you a tool
    but even those are useful

  7. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 10:14pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    our small stupid conversations,
    mean more to me than you'll ever know. ♥

  10. glitterintheairxoxo glitterintheairxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 8:55am UTC
    /////////////////////////
    I wonder why you're not texting me back, but then I realize its cause you're too busy texting her<|3

  11. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    honestly
    ---> i don't know
    which one i'm in love with
    you or the memories

  12. likewhoa721 likewhoa721
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 10:52am UTC
    The awkward moment whenyourstomach
    growlssoloudinthe middleofclassand
    and everyone looks at you.

  13. chrissie726 chrissie726
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    THIS IS NOT A PRETTY QUOTE. So I guess no one will read it, but honestly? I don't care. this is my feelings and I know at least one person will read it and feel the same way.
    when you want time to slow down, it speeds up. when you want time to go faster, it goes on like a slug. for once, i'd like it to stay in the middle, so i could really enjoy these moments with the people i love.

  14. blahblah10956 blahblah10956
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 12:32am UTC
    /////////////////////////
    SUMMER '11. ♥
    COMING SOON TO A TOWN NEAR YOU 

  15. icySpicy_TwirlGurl icySpicy_TwirlGurl
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 10:55am UTC
    ÛÛÛÛÛÛ
    You shouldn’t just learn to
    DANCE♥IN in the rain
    ---------------------------------------------You must learn---
    To LOVE the storm
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  16. hearttbreakerrx3 hearttbreakerrx3
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 12:28am UTC

    When something sounds pure genius
    in your head
    Then you say it outloud
    and it's like damn I'm an idiot

  17. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 11:44am UTC
    "Haters call me gay..but that's ok,
    cause their girlfriends want me
    more than they want him."
    -Justin Drew Bieber ♥

  18. immamazzin immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    fave if;
    when you were younger
    you would put your face close to your fan to say
    Luke, I amyourfather.
    modified quote: tdslove

  19. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed ;
    Watch scary movies with you ;
    Hold hands ;
    Kiss you in the rain ;
    Go on long walks with you ;
    Laugh until I can't breathe ;
    Make you watch chick flicks ;
    Talk on the phone till sunrise ;
    Play your favorite video games ;
    Build a fort and have a snowball fight ;
    Sit in front of a fireplace and talk about life ;
    Sneak out at night to look at the stars with you .
    I want to fall hopelessly in love with you .

  20. GraceElizabeth GraceElizabeth
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    funny things to do while driving through McDonalds :)
    *Say "Amen" after you say your order.
    * Order a large cheese pizza.
    *Tell the order taker a rival fast food place is down the street and you're going with the lowest bidder.
    * When you take your order say "surprise me!"
    *Answer their questions with questions.
    * Sing your order.
    * Spell out your order.
    *Talk about your social life.
    *Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
    *Change your accent every three seconds.
    *After ordering say "and once your done throw it out and do it again cuz you won't get it right the first time!"
    *Ask to rent a burger.
    *Ask if there is a warrantee on your meal.
    *Order with the radio turned up at full blast.
    *Ask if you get to keep the bag. When they say "yes" start crying with happiness and call your whole family to tell them the big news.
    *Tell them to double-check to make sure your buger is, in fact, dead.
    *Imitate the order taker's voice.
    *Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
    *Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this meal.
    *Order just one fry.
    *Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
    *Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
    *Take a picture of the person at the window.
    *Hand the person at the window a box of pizza and say, "that will be $7.95"
    *Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
    *Ask if the burger is organically grown.
    *State your order and say, "that's as far as this relationship is going to get".
    *Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a burger." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your burger.
    *Tell them to take the first bite.
    *When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
    *When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
    *Bargain with the price.
    *When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
    *Wear a detective suit and pass the person at the window a breifcase and then drive off.
    *Ask if the burger has had it's shots.
    *Don't say a word. Just stare.

:)

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