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  1. ShelbyDroege ShelbyDroege
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    ☁☀☁
    Sunshine

  2. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    it seems like,
    nine out of ten
    guys these days
    prefer big boobs
    and the tenth guy
    prefers the other nine guys.

  3. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    Goals for the Day:
    ☑Live

  4. JcSoCool JcSoCool
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    -----------------♥-----------------
    &That spaz attack you have in the middle of class when you almost fall off your chair.
    -----------------♥----------------

  5. x_emily_x x_emily_x
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    Today I found out
    That my boyfriend knows about my witty account...
    First thing he said to me?
    "Your whole page is full of things that I say!"
    Looks like somebody's caught me ;)

  6. liveyahlife77 liveyahlife77
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    They say the longer
    y o u w a i t f o r s o m e t h i n g ;
    t h e b e t t e r i t i s w h e n y o u g e t i t


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Livefortoday Livefortoday
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    & Eventually,
    One of two things will happen ;;
    he'll finally realize you're worth it or
    you'll finally realize he isn't.

  9. krazybubbles krazybubbles
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Hand Sanitizer: Learning about the cuts you never knew you had.

  10. Letsbedangerous Letsbedangerous
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 9:00am UTC
    lov e is hand ing s omeone a gun
    & lettting it point to your head, believing he wont pull the trigger;

  11. Savanah2010 Savanah2010
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    I'm Pretty Sure
    >>every person who<<
    eats a lollypop
    gets to the point
    when they stop sucking,
    and just bite it off.

  12. ohemgeeitsfrilldawg ohemgeeitsfrilldawg
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    no wonder why
    rebecca black
    didn't take the bus.
    she would of had a
    panic attack
    with all the seating options.

  13. AllyQueen98 AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
    Fave if you read this in your deep announcer voice

  14. ForeverFoolish__ ForeverFoolish__
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    every little thing♥,
    that you do, baby i'm amazed by you.

  15. swimstoomuch swimstoomuch
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    Fact:
    A guy only stares at a girl when something catches his eye

  16. Smileyriley10 Smileyriley10
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 7:52am UTC
    And I'm thinking of you,
    when I draw that heart
    on the cold bus windows.

    not my format

  17. emmmm_ilybabe emmmm_ilybabe
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    i hate that feeling when;
    your crying so hard you start to hyperventilate, after you finally calm yourself down your stomach feels like its being stabbed with 500 little knifes, then your head starts pounding with all the memories coming back;good and bad, and by then. you can feel your heart break in to a thousand little pieces
    yeah i hate that feeling.

  18. Kandiie Kandiie
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 8:14am UTC
    Here comes goodbye; here comes the last time
    here comes the start of every sleepless night,
    the first of every tear i'm gonna cry. ♥
    Here comes the pain

  19. Deja_blah_blah Deja_blah_blah
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    ÛÛÛÛÛÛ
    I guess mine&yours definitions of ily are different
    MINES [i] [L]ove [y]ou ♥
    ---------------------------------------------Yours must be---
    [i]'m [L]eaving [y]ou
    wish I found that out sooner
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  20. Stevie_Rae_2012 Stevie_Rae_2012
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 12:43am UTC
    Teacher: "Where is your book?"
    Student: "At home."
    Teacher: "And what's it doing there?"
    Student: "Having more fun than me."
    -notmyformat-

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