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xxcadillacphunquexx
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March 26, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Don't make me mad and then tell me to calm down.
That's like stabbing me and then wondering why I'm bleeding.

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 7:48pm UTC

When something is more than 4 feet away and you're sitting down, it suddenly becomes extremely unessesary to get up and get it.

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xxcadillacphunquexx
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March 26, 2012 2:43pm UTC

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March 26, 2012 1:35pm UTC

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xxcadillacphunquexx
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March 26, 2012 1:06pm UTC

I love how my middle finger gets an erection whenever I see you.

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 12:09pm UTC

That moment when someone calls your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're just like
NO.

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 2:43am UTC

That moment when someone calls your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're just like
NO.

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 12:09am UTC

Next time you point a finger,
I'll point you to the mirror.

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 12:07am UTC

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 4:05pm UTC

What if oxygen made our voices deep, and helium brought it back to normal?
♥

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 5:24pm UTC

I really want to try a Krabby Patty...
mine

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 8:50pm UTC

When a hot guy takes off his
shirt.
On the outside you're like: "oh. Cool"
On the inside you're like: "kajsdkhiuakjnergviuhnskejgva;i"

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 12:58am UTC

DON'T FAV THIS QUOTE.

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 9:16pm UTC

There's 8 seconds left in overtime, and she's on your mind.
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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 10:55am UTC

WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
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What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
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Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
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Requirements;
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
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If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 1:50am UTC

*Turns up song really loud*
Mom- "Who is this?"
Me- "This is my favorite band in the whole wide world!"
Mom-"They suck."
I visit her grave often.

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 12:41pm UTC

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My School Lunch...
Sport's Table: Did you catch the game lastnight?
Popular Boy's Table: Look at my six pack bro.
Popular Girl's Table: Omg. my hair isn't perfect!
Mean Girl's Table: Blah Blah Blah <insert drama here>
Smart Table: And the quotient of 3 divide by pie, find the mass of the moon.
My Table: *Sticks apple in fork and waves at random people with it*
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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March 11, 2012 6:59pm UTC

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 12:50pm UTC

That stupid moment when you drop something on your way to class, and you expect someone to pick them up like you're a princess, but instead you have to pick it up yourself like a loner.

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 11:51am UTC

the best place to hide a dead
body is page 2 of Google
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