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softball42796
posted a quote
February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC

Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

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Cookie_ninja_xo
posted a quote
December 22, 2008 5:02pm UTC

A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
8. Send random drawings. For example:
() ()
(oo)
(uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
9. Keep changing your font color.
10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
18. Start bursting out in song.
19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
21. Ignore them for awhile.
22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
**ALL MINE**
Oh my goodness this took me so long!
Hope you like!
Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
[I did some of them]
Rate for mee ;)

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xXxRandomxXx
posted a quote
October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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x0softball_luver0x
posted a quote
August 29, 2009 11:19am UTC

You Know What Really Sucks*
about falling for a guy you know you're not right for?
you fall anyway because you think he might turn out to be
different.
-mary(selena gomez)
"another cinderella story"

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Troubledtorment
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 10:30pm UTC

TV has been ruined.
Don't you miss when the Rugrats weren't all grown up
When spongebob was still that ugly yellow color
When Are You Afraid of the Dark was still there to frighten your pants off
When Helga still said "Hey, football head!"
When little bear was at his cutest.
When Red and Stimpy wasn't banned.
When Lizzie McGuire was brand new and who the heck was this Hilary Duff girl.
I miss old television.
Favorite+Comment if you do too.
(:

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XxLinzeeBabeexX
posted a quote
August 29, 2009 11:34am UTC

The Most Selfish One-Letter Word
"I"
Avoid it.
The Most Satisfying Two-Letter Word
"WE"
Use it.
The Most Poisonous Three-Letter Word
"EGO"
Kill it.
The Most Used Four-Letter Word
"LOVE"
Value it.
The Most Pleasing Five Letter Word
"SMILE"
Keep it.
The Fastest Spreading Six-Letter Word
"RUMOUR"
Ignore it.
The Hardest Working Seven Letter Word
"SUCCESS"
Achieve it.
The Most Enviable Eight-Letter Word
"JEALOUSY"
Distance it.
The Most Powerful Nine-Letter Word
"KNOWLEDGE"
Aquire it.
The Most Essential Ten-Letter Word
"CONFIDENCE"
Trust it.

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xoxobritt96oxox
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 8:49pm UTC

_*& When I was little;;
--->my mom told me boys teased me<---
because they liked me.
But now I know they just teased me
- - - > because they were all < - - -
j a c k a s s e s .

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one_tree_hill_lover
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 6:08pm UTC

Gravity Must Hate Me.
--->> [W h y ?]<<---
B E C A U S E E V E R Y T I M E I S E E H I M O R
T H I N K O F H I M I F A L L E V E N H A R D E R .
|t h e p r o b l e m ?|
I can never get back up.

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xDoMiNiiQuex
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 7:34pm UTC

pictures; are my favorite things, because the
MEMORIES
will never fade even if the ------------------------------------>
.PEOPLE DO.

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punkskatermox
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 6:50pm UTC

Well, Yeah,
He is my
(_.·´¯`·×» Best Friend..
but in my eyes,
He could be so much more than that.

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dmacxO
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 6:28pm UTC

parents__just__don't__get__it.
[all we want is some privacy ; and they're up our butts]
[all we want is to be free ; and we're trapped inside our house]
[all we wanna do is love ; and our lovers have to be approved]
[all we want is something ; and we get denied]
[all we want is to buy some stuff ; and we are turned down]
[im not saying parents suck , i love my parents]
[it's just sometimes]
parents just don't understand.

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ilovemusicx33
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 11:16pm UTC

you dont just stop
loving someone ;; either you
never did or a l w a y s will
add if you like?!
comment please[:

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hugs_and_kisses_xoxo
posted a quote
August 29, 2009 6:13pm UTC

Recipie for Drama
1 cup of gossip
1/4 tablespoon of rumors
2 big mouths
& a pinch of jealousy

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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morganashley
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC

hey guys.
my best friend was
just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
so, for every heart/favorite i get,
i'm going to donate a dollar to
any cancer foundation that i can.
this is not a joke you guys...
i wouldn't joke about this...
i'm sort of trying to
raise awareness as well.
so please!
favorite this quote?

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summersweetie
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 12:27pm UTC

Today,
I saw a drunk guy
claim that he was George Washington.
When I asked for two forms of ID,
he pulled out a dollar and a quarter.
xx________________________
He wins.
MLIA

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