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  1. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Before you point fingers
    make sure your own hands are clean!

  2. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Here is all
    you need to know
    about men and women.
    Men are dumb
    and woman are crazy
    and the reason
    women are crazy
    is because
    men are dumb.

  3. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Pickles
    are cucumbers soaked
    in EVIL.

  4. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    I wish i could go to
    Hollywood Arts

  5. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    I wish the State Farm
    "like a good nabor"
    sond would acutally work!!

  6. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    "Why??"
    "Yes why comes after x and before z!?!"

  7. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Girls can do everything guys can do
    but in
    high-heels,short shorts,low-cut tops
    and STILL look good!!!

  8. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Have you noticed that on shows like "Amarican Idol" or "Amearica's Got Talent" theres always
    2 boy judges and 1 girl judge .....i want to see one with 2 girls judges and 1 boy judges.

  9. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    *math teacher grading essys*
    "i think i graded the essys farly easy
    for me not beaing a reading teacher"
    Kid-"then why do i get A's on my essys
    in reading but i got an F on this one"

  10. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    they should only punish the person who
    starts the fights not the person who
    defends themselves.

  11. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    "And Dont Think We Dont
    Know How To Weeeeeed'em
    Out"

  12. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Faving you own quote
    doesnt count...

  13. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    When you friends laugh is funnier
    then the joke.

  14. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Today my friend in class said
    "its hot in here ....it must be because im here." and
    the teacher said "Relly because ever
    since you got in here it was relly cold." lol

  15. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Today i bit my dentist
    he got mad and said "what was that for" i said "well then mabye you schould stop talking to me when your fingers are in my mouth enless you want me to bite them."

  16. xxUnpredictablexx xxUnpredictablexx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    How Is It That
    You
    Can Text
    Him For Hours...
    But He Cant Bother Sending Back One Message...
    <3

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