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xxLonelyLoverxx
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July 12, 2012 5:48pm UTC

If witty was a school,
my parents would be so proud of me.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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July 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC

I look at my best friend and think
“Why the heck do I love this idiot.”

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Admit it,
you've googled yourself before.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Taking a well deserved break
after writing the title of your assignment.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:12pm UTC

I wish summer would get pregant
so we would have 9 months off.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I just want to be
someone's idea of perfect.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I just want to be with you,
f/ck everything else.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 6:14pm UTC

I can fake a smile
but I can't fake my feelings inside.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Me: *ignores responsibilities
and goes on the internet*

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 5:38pm UTC

I'm having one of those days
where my middle finger is answering every question.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 5:28pm UTC

“HEY COME HERE, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT!”
“What!?”
“Can you turn my light off?”

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:55pm UTC

My Daily Needs:
Food 20%
Water 5%
Sleep 15%
Internet 60%

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Always be positive.
*trips down stairs*
Wow! I got down those stairs fast!

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:05pm UTC

COOL STORY BRO.
My favorite part was when you stopped talking.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Typing what you really want to say
and then deleting it.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC

So I'm invisible to you now?
That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 7:36pm UTC

That moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC

That awkward moment
when your mom sits down next to you while you're on the computer.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 7:56pm UTC

How school works:
2+2=4
Homework:
2+4+3=9
Exam:
John had 4 apples.
He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Hearing yourself sing in the shower
and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet.

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