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xTheHungerGamesx
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July 30, 2012 3:37pm UTC

Happy Olympics And may the odds be ever in your favour

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MyWittyProfile
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July 18, 2012 11:43am UTC

My cousins go to a very stirct private school. It turns out there are two boys that are in love. The principal found out and said if they didn't stop dating, they'd be kicked out.
The whole school signed a petition to let them date♥

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xlivelaughlove524x
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July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC

The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
He was homeless.
Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
GivesMeHope.com

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DANMOON
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July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC

To realize the value of ONE YEAR
ask a student who failed a grade
To realize the value of ONE MONTH
ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
To realize the value of ONE WEEK
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
To realize the value of ONE DAY
ask the person who was born on February 29th
To realize the value of ONE HOUR
ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
ask the person who missed the train
To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
ask the person who just advoided an accident
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC

THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

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BravoSierra
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July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years."
I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Barney turned into JerseyShore
GameBoy turned into Facebook
PictnoChat turned into Texting
Coloring turned into LoveLetters
HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
Skechers turned into Sperrys
EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
Cooties turned into Kisses
Playdates turned into Hangouts
Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
JuicyJuice turned into Monster
RainCoats turned into TubeTops
SweatPants turned into Yogas
StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
Webkinz turned into Tumblr
Braids turned into Straighteners
FullHouse turned into Degrassi
CampRock turned into OneDirection
Jokes turned into Bullying
BedTimes turned into Curfues
Like turned into Love
But worst of all,
Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
Where has our childhood gone?
-90's kids♥

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andreapicii
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July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
Tumblr

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MaddyWaddy
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July 21, 2012 10:59am UTC

A guy died in the Colorado shooting because he blocked his girlfriend so she would survive. Now that's true love. ❤

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x_damaged_x
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July 20, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Weird facts #2
When two people share a dislike of another person, it brings them closer.
series?

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伤*
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July 21, 2012 10:26am UTC

"Praise the amazing
applaud the magnififcent."
- Zayn Malik ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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runningislife*
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July 20, 2012 11:25pm UTC

credittoforgeterr
Imagine your teacher as
Back in my day,
I knew Miranda Cosgrove as Megan, not
Carly.

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DreamScribbler
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 9:45pm UTC

I n s t e a d o f c o m p l a i n i n g a b o u t
w i t t y ' s l a y o u t c h a n g i n g
why don't we thank steve for putting all the effort into the site?

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purpleblossom96
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 9:35pm UTC

RIP to the ones who
died today in the Colorado.
My prayers are with you now and forever.

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pink_daisy
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 10:05pm UTC

There's only 1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you
I love you. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xXjustapersonXx
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July 20, 2012 9:45pm UTC

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 20, 2012 9:34pm UTC

"We died in a car crash on our way to the
Second music video shoot,
But that video was shot
So we didn't die.
-Niall Horan

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Crazygirl11
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July 20, 2012 8:14pm UTC

*In The Shower*
Me: LALALALA!
Me: *shampoo bottle slips out of hand*
Me: Bahahaha! Oops!
Me: *picks up shampoo bottle*
Mom: *gasps, runs upstairs, kicks down my door, runs into my bathroom, opens the shower curtain*
Mom: Oh my God are you okay? Should I call 911? Did you break any bones? How did this happen?
Me: MOM, WHAT THE CRAP? I DROPPED MY SHAMPOO BOTTLE I'M FINE! GET OUT OF HERE! SMH
has this ever happened to you?

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