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  1. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  2. emmaishere_ emmaishere_
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:18am UTC
    I sit in school, look at my ''friends'', especially my bestfriend.. I can't help but think ''They never even ask... if I'm okay..''
    Because I'm not

  3. If_This_Was_A_Movie If_This_Was_A_Movie
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    Plot Twist: You wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent, and everyone loves you.

  4. gab1126 gab1126
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    I compare myself to every girl I see

  5. comearound comearound
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    I'm so jealous of you

  6. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    "That's nice, honey."
    Grandma's version of "cool story, bro."

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    me: could i have a large
    lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
    me: can we not do this

  8. natloveswaffles natloveswaffles
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    He Found My Witty
    chapter 3
    "No I haven't heard of a witty. What's that?" I said, still being the horrible liar that I am.
    "It's just a plain website where girls post random quotes about their life and boys. Sometimes they post too much information. They really need to watch out what they're doing." she smirked. I feel like she was hinting at me, but I honestly don't know.
    "Um, ok. Why are you telling me this? I don't even know you." I tried to sound a little bitchy.
    "Eva, but it doesn't really matter." She giggled. Then Kyle walked by. "Hey, Kyle." She smiled.
    He turned that way, but decided to throw a little sheet of paper at me. We both laughed because it almost ended up in my shirt.
    Eva gave me the dirtiest look ever.
    Then it clicked.
    As soon as I got home, I logged on to my witty. I scrolled throw all of my followers and at the bottom I saw an unfamiliar follower. I clicked on her. And it was Eva. Obviously, this was the girl Dakota was talking to this morning. I immediatly made a quote saying. "If you really think that he's going to be yours, go ahead think that. We'll see who wins." Kinda of harsh, only 7 likes. That was more than the last few quotes I've made. So then instead of blocked Dakota and Eva, I made a new witty. A secret one.
    This way, they wouldn't be able to find me. I made my info anonymous. Found a little picture of heart for my profile picture. And made my first quote on my new witty: "Maybe, some day, you'll realize how much you're wasting your time trying to mess with my life." 32 likes.... not bad, not bad.
    myformat yeah
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    guys thanks for reading this<333 IM SORRY ITS SO LATE
    follow me on twitter<333
    https://twitter.com/natalieemariee
    always follow back<3

  9. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Eye flirting.
    Catching someone glimpse at you, then constantly checking
    to see if you can catch their eyes again.
    No words are said, and there’s a distance between you two.
    You continue what you were doing, then a minute after , you look again.
    It feels as if no one’s around, it’s just you two.
    Minutes later you find yourself staring into their eyes
    as they stare into yours.
    You both see each other’s smiles as you both don’t realize it..

  11. lashaay lashaay
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    I'd go back in time and change it,
    but I can't

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    She straightens her hair, puts on her eyeliner, glosses her lips, and
    takes one last look in the mirror, all for the boy who will never care

  13. Lovely_xoxo Lovely_xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    I just want a goodnight text.

  14. DeviledEyes DeviledEyes
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    take the hint idiot.
    i love you.

  15. AloneandFine AloneandFine
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    I wish I was
    cuddled in your
    arms right now.

  16. AloneandFine AloneandFine
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    Don't be afraid
    When an old fat man comes into your room in the middle of the night, and throws you into a bag. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  17. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    If Romney would have won,
    People would blame everything on him.
    "Damn it's cold outside."
    "Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

  18. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    i wonder if a boy
    ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

  19. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    British:
    'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
    Australian:
    G'day mate!
    Canadian:
    Eh?
    American:
    Aye shawty, whaddup?

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