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  1. kurrburr kurrburr
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    & I can run
    F O R M I L E S . . .
    but I wont
    get anywhere
    until I'm
    W I T H Y O U . . .

  2. belowsealevel_ belowsealevel_
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Awkward Penguin Probs #1
    Today I was decided that I was alone in the hallway so I started catwalking down the hall, unbuttoning my uniform shirt and shaking out my hair as if I was on the cover of Teen Vogue.
    I wasn't alone.
    The hottest teacher in the school was there and wolf-whistled then said " Strut your stuff "
    Note to self - Don't ever catwalk at school, as much as you may think you are alone. You're never alone. Ever.
    * series ?

  3. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    *To-do list*
    Become a teacher
    whenever someone answers a question right, say "5 points to gryffindor"
    anytime a student is tapping their pencil or pen, chuck it out the window
    scare the sh/t outa students mondays by saying "time to present your projects" when there aren't any
    pair up partners by who has a crush on who
    whenever I see students in public, stop them and make them answer a question
    whenever I see students parents, tell them they are doing a fabulous job just to embaress them
    make sure to have students reveiw by answer questions in a british accent
    go in one day and pretend I can't hear a word they are saying, and watch as they all start yelling trying to make me hear them

  4. thatonegirl45 thatonegirl45
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    LOL at the 11-year-olds
    who think "Whistle" by Flo Rida
    is actually about a whistle.
    nmf. my quote.

  5. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Tangled:
    "You were my new dream"
    Little Mermaid:
    "I lost her once. i'm not going to lose her again"
    Princess & the Frog:
    "Because Tiana...shes my Evangeline."
    Hercules:
    "Meg, I would never, ever hurt you."
    Beauty & the Beast:
    "At least I got to see you one last time."
    Aladin:
    "Tell me princess when did you last let your heart decide"
    Pocahontas:
    i'd rather die tomorrow than live 100 years not knowing you
    Mulan:
    "um...you fight good.."
    600th Quote whoot:)

  6. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    I'm not 'cute' awkward.
    I'm 'what the heck is wrong with you' awkward

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    When people make fun
    of your insecurities.
    It’s one of the worst things ever.
    Regardless if they didn’t know it was one of your insecurities,
    it can affect you a lot.
    Cause then you realize how much of a “funny” thing it is
    and you just feel worst about yourself.
    So then your esteem drops down
    and your mood just drops down with it.

  8. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    This is the sweetest thing I've seen in a while..
    A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.
    "Your son is here," she said to the old man.
    She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.
    Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack,
    he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent.
    He reached out his hand.
    The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones,
    squeezing a message of love and encouragement.
    The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed.
    All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward,
    holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength.
    Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile.
    He refused.
    Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her
    and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank,
    the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings,
    the cries and moans of the other patients.
    Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words.
    The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.
    Along towards dawn, the old man died.
    The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse.
    While she did what she had to do, he waited.
    Finally, she returned.
    She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her,
    "Who was that man?" he asked.
    The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she answered.
    "No, he wasn't," the Marine replied. "I never saw him before in my life."
    "Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"
    "I knew right away there had been a mistake,
    but I also knew he needed his son, and his son just wasn't here.
    When I realized that he was too sick to tell whether or not I was his son,
    knowing how much he needed me, I stayed.
    I came here tonight to find a Mr. William Grey.
    His Son was killed in Iraq today, and I was sent to inform him.
    What was this Gentleman's Name? "
    The nurse with tears in her eyes answered, "Mr. William Grey........."
    Not mine. Saw it on Facebook, and I just had to share it..

  9. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    What if,
    Only the sticker is made in China.
    Mind=blown.

  10. poohbear102396 poohbear102396
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    My Boy-friend,
    Has a date to homecoming, But i'm 100% ok with it and heres why;
    1) He asked her to home coming before he asked me out.
    2) I also have a date to homecoming
    3) The girl he asked? She's autistic and has dyownsin-drone.
    I love him so much, He's so kind.

  11. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    10 year old: I'm gonna go clubbing!
    Me: Okay, but dont swear when you go
    10 year old: Why?
    Me: Club Penguin will ban you for 24 hours if
    you do.
    nmq, just found it funny (:

  12. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    My Friend Really Likes This Guy...
    And he really likes her too
    But he knows that her dad
    Won't let her date until she's 16
    So he told her that he was willing to wait for her
    He told her this last Februrary.
    She turns 16 in November.
    And guess what?
    He's still waiting
    I just think that is the cutest thing ever
    nmf

  13. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Me: MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
    Mom: Pick Up your poster and shut up.

  14. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    i threw some kid in a well,
    don't ask me i'll never tell.
    i will regret this in hell
    but he was in my way.

  15. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    -Today coming out of gym-
    -Had been laughing with friends the whole class-
    Crush: *walks up to me* You're going to get in trouble for laughing too much.
    Me: *blushes and laughs again*
    Friend: You were watching her laugh from across the room?
    Crush: Well I was bored so I was just looking around....
    Friend: And she just caught your eye, huh?
    Crush: *blushes* Yeah, most of the time she does.
    Thanks, you made me smile uncontrollably for the rest of the day. So I dedicate my 100th quote to you.

  16. _beyoutiful_ _beyoutiful_
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC
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  17. poohbear102396 poohbear102396
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Today,
    At lunch he sat right next to me. He told me a looked beautiful today. I was wearing sweatpants no make-up and a sugar-lip. He walked me to every class of mine and then hugged me before I went in. Then, At the end of the day he waited outside my classroom, as soon as I came out, my phone vibrated. He texted me 'I love you so much, Will you please go out with me?' I was so shocked. When I saw him and Hugged him and whispered in his ear, 'Yes'.
    true story.

  18. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Two years ago my brother committed suicide because he was made fun of because he was gay.
    So today I was wearing nothing but yellow. I looked like a walking banana but it was totally worth it.
    Miss ya Cameron <3

  19. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    What if rappers rapped about nice things?
    like...
    YEAH GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
    put them in a closet for you cause its polite
    YEAH BABY THATS RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
    carry you to your bed cause baby i know you tired
    OH GIRL IMMA SLAP DAT
    Broom out of your hand because youve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.

  20. dancerxo123 dancerxo123
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Music up
    World down
    Sweatpants on
    No hate going round
    Nutella out
    No make-up in sight
    Witty Profiles
    No fuqs were given
    THATS RIGHT.

:)

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