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xoxodancer14xoxo

1. xoxodancer14xoxo
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2012 5:55pm UTC
   That fml moment when your partner for a project isnt in school and they do all the work for you -__-
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2. xoxodancer14xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 4:55pm UTC
   My Knight in shining armor
   Turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil.
   
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3. xoxodancer14xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 4:39pm UTC
   B*tches
   Are like pennies : 2 faced and worthless.
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4. xoxodancer14xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 6:11pm UTC
   That awakward moment whenikyour your ex-boyfriend
   Tries to add you on Facebook (After being previously deleted.)
   
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5. xoxodancer14xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 5:58pm UTC
   You went out with my ex.
   Do u want the left overs of my lunch
   too b***h?
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6. xoxodancer14xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 5:49pm UTC
   Giving money and p ower
   to the government
   is just like giving a teenage boy whiskey and car keys.
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7. xoxodancer14xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2011 6:26pm UTC
   i wanta boythatwould wantto be withme insteadOP going outwith hisfirends
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8. xoxodancer14xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 9:02pm UTC
   I just found out that the kid i have been obessed with for the past year liked me but now hes over me and my best friend is his girlfriend</3
   ♥ ifs it happened to you
   
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9. xoxodancer14xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   Broken hearts
   are like broken glass
   Sometimes its best to
   be left broken
   then to hurt yourself
   fixing it
   </3
   
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10. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    Life without you is
    like a pencil without a point
    Pointless
    
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11. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 11:47am UTC
    Blond Moment
    Computer: press any key to start
    Girl: WHERE IS THE ANY KEY?!
    
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12. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 11:16am UTC
    Family♥
    i love you
    
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13. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    Lost your pen= no pen
    No pen= no notes
    No notes=no study
    No study= fail
    Fail=no diploma
    No diploma=no work
    No work =no money
    No money= no food
    No food= skinny
    Skinny= ugly
    Ugly= no love
    No love= no marriage
    No marriage= no children
    No children=alone
    Alone= depression
    Depression= sickness
    Sickness= death
    Lesson: Dont loose your pen, you will die
    
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14. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    I now pronounce you husband and wife...
    you may update your facebook status
    
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15. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 6:47pm UTC
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    Trusting you is like
    is like an eraser
    it may look strong
    but slowly fades away
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16. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    Liking you own status
    is like high-fiving yourself
    in public.
    
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17. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    "Did you
    just fall?"
    "No. i just attacked the floor."
    "Backwards?"
    "Im freaking talented!"
    
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18. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    Hes the reason y u walk up and down the halls looking
    like a idiot just to see him in class♥
    That awakward moment when he sees u staring at him and u
    suddenly trip and look even more of an idiot
    
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19. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Friends are like bras
    there close to your heart
    & there for support
    
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20. xoxodancer14xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    We all have that one kid
    tht goes on oovoo just
    to annoy us by playing the piano
    
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