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  1. MasonJohnson MasonJohnson
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 10:37am UTC
    Some say the glass is half full,
    Some say the glass is half empty,
    I say:
    "Are you gonna drink that?.."

  2. MasonJohnson MasonJohnson
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    If you read this....
    we're dating now.
    No choice.
    Love Mason(:

  3. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    How I see dogs:
    Beagle, German Shepard, Poodle, Labradore.
    How I see cats:
    Cat, cat, cat, bigger cat, cat...

  4. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    I love when
    good things
    happen when you
    least expected it.

  5. sooky234 sooky234
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    I typed f/ck in a comment but forgot to slash the U.
    Steve changed it to fetch.
    Steve just made fetch happen.

  6. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Status
    Photo
    Place
    Life Event
    How's it going today, Raina?
    Going to go jump off a cliff. Literally. Farewell everyone, this is for you.
    ♞Friends ▼
    Post
    Ten Reasons Why
    Prologue
    When I was little, simply a kid in elementary school who was oblivious to the many problems in the world, I liked to dream. I'd like to dream that one day, I would meet my prince charming. He would be everything I look for in a guy-- sweet, funny, intelligent--and we would fall in love instantly. I'd imagine my dad walking me down the aisle, and my mother would be in the front row, sobbing with happiness. I dreamed that I would have children with him, and we'd grow old and wrinkly together. That we'd never fall out of love. I dreamed of so many things, actually believing that one day in the near future, this would all unfold. That my life would turn out this way.
    But it wouldn't.
    My name is Raina Murray and I'm seventeen years old, in my last year of high school.
    My father is dead, my mother is emotionally damaged, my friends have ditched me and my brother is too caught up in popularity to ever really take notice of me anymore.
    This is the story of how I almost jumped off a cliff,
    and this is the story of how the bad boy stopped me.
    ------------------------------
    Pleeease like if you'd actually be willing to read this c:

  7. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    Guys should learn from Mario Bros:
    No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

  8. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Me:
    I'm over him.
    Him:
    Hi.
    Me:
    Just kidding.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    My Thoughts In The Hallway
    Me: oh, so you're just gonna stop walking in the middle of the hallway?
    Me: not even gonna move to the side? OH OK.
    Me: I hate all of you.
    Me: dont touch me peasants
    Me: how would people react if i started to sing that song from the lion king
    Me: the one thats like BAASOWENYAAMAMABEATSEBABAH
    Me: why are you walking so slow?
    Me: Step on the back of my shoe one more time I'm going to cut you
    Me: Ew, I don't like you.
    Me: hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely.
    Me: Didn't they just say they hated each other two nights ago?
    Me: Yall motherfudgers need JESUS
    Me: do I say hi to you too
    Me: or do I just awkwardly smile
    Me: too late, awkward smile it is
    Me: dear lord, please move out of my way
    Me: I wish I could just float to class. Walking takes too much effort
    Me: being lazy is such a problem at a school like this
    Me: i need friends.

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    person:
    so what music are you into?
    me:
    are you sure you're
    ready for this conversation
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. LifelessSoul LifelessSoul
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    At a One Direction signing...
    Me: Hey, I get your autograph?
    Harry: Sure
    Harry: *signs*
    Me: Thanks!!! ;)
    Harry: Wait, that's a marriage contract!
    Me: Too late!

  12. jenna123xoxo jenna123xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    That Awkward moment when you get a notification from yourself
    LOL.

  13. jenna123xoxo jenna123xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    I Get Bullied By My Own Friends And Except Me To Be Okay

  14. LifelessSoul LifelessSoul
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Highlight if you're over him.
    Favorite this if you just lied.
    Credit to: gigi_acosta

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    l i v e y o u r l i f e
    like everything is a miracle.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 12:48am UTC
    pick yourself back up, you got this.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 12:54am UTC
    after everything, my mind's not changed.
    i still feel the same about you.
    format by jimmy365

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:11am UTC
    I wish I had a picture with you♥
    format by jimmy365/ tumblrrr

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "Wow you're cool."
    fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

  20. LifelessSoul LifelessSoul
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    me: omg Harry can I hug you?
    Harry Styles: of course!
    security: no!
    me: HE'S MY BABY'S DADDY!
    security: what?
    Harry Styles: what?
    me: what?
    nmf/NMQ

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