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     Hey, it is xoxoJONOSAxoxo!!!!
I hope you like my quotes, please read them and comment me! :D
  1. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 6:10pm UTC
    Do you feel like a man,
    ---->when you push her around?
    Do you feel better now,
    as she falls to the ground?<----
    < / 3
    -FACEDOWN

  2. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2009 11:46pm UTC
    and you feel so low
    you cant feel nothing
    at all. </3
    FOREVER&ALWAYS-TAYLOR SWIFT
    sorry its not pretty.
    this is exactly how i feel right now "/

  3. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 9:16pm UTC
    THE SILENCE ISNT SO BAD
    UNTIL I LOOK AT MY HANDS AND FEEL SAD
    BECAUSE THE SPACES BETWEEN MY FINGERS
    ARE RIGHT WHERE YOURS FIT
    - P E R F E C T L Y -
    vanilla twilight-owl city(:

  4. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 9:03pm UTC
    i used to be
    l.o.v.e. d.r.u.n.k.
    but now im
    H U N G O V E R

  5. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 6:05pm UTC
    && You will always get the rain before the rainbow <33

  6. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 12:45pm UTC
    && make all those nonbelievers
    xobelieveox

  7. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 12:28pm UTC
    Don`t let those
    boys being boys
    prevent us
    girls from being girls <3!
    my credit :D
    favorite? comment?

  8. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2009 10:11pm UTC
    &+boyy;; i fell for you so hard
    ----------> RITE AID <----------
    didnt have enough bandaids!
    haha just came to mind if you want to take please give me some credit!!

  9. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2009 8:43pm UTC
    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
    real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
    'Kin ya swallar?'
    The woman shakes her head no.
    Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
    As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
    His partner says, 'Ya kno w, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

  10. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2009 10:52pm UTC
    Lick it slow
    Rub it genlty
    It may taste nasty
    but hey, thats how you seal
    an envelope!!!
    haha got it on a forword rate_comment<3

  11. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2009 9:43am UTC
    Every time I see you
    my heart skips a beat
    ------>and<------
    i trip over my own two feet
    [(It must be love)]
    [Y][Y][Y]
    -all mine please give me credit!! do you like it?
    :D

  12. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2009 10:14am UTC
    I am me
    and honey;;thats something you will never be!
    -found on a website i just edited a little-

  13. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 12:06pm UTC
    You want friendship like ours?
    first you have to make your
    --->chin touch your nose!<---
    You Like??

  14. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2008 10:43pm UTC
    When we get older we will be looking back on all the memories
    so make memories you
    ----->wont mind<-----
    looking back on<3
    all mine
    sorry in a hurry change it up if you want just give me some credit<3

  15. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2008 10:30pm UTC
    &+Lets make it reality
    because babe, i am tired of waking up knowing it was only a dream</3
    [Y][Y][Y]
    who else is tired of dreaming????
    rate it up!!

  16. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2008 9:50pm UTC
    &+ When someone says
    Real friends walk in when the rest of the world walks out.
    i think no they dont because my friends are already there <33
    do you like it??
    let me know by rating(:
    comment me<3

  17. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2008 9:29pm UTC
    &+Does anyone else ever wonder why?? #2
    we make new years resolutions but by the end of the year we cant even remember what what they where??
    haha rate high if you agree
    or like!!

  18. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2008 4:57pm UTC
    Oh, do i have a tongue twister for you!!
    say this really fast until you hear it....
    sofa king we todd did
    if you got it rate!!
    i got it on a forword :D

  19. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2008 10:26pm UTC
    Girls are like phones.
    We love to be held,
    talked too
    but
    if you press the wrong button
    you'll be disconnected!
    i edited :D
    do you like??

  20. xoxoJONOSAxoxo xoxoJONOSAxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2008 10:20pm UTC
    You can be CrAzY and not take life too serious all the time...
    (((no one makes it out alive)))
    rate!

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